70 definitions by heptune

(n) a mosquito. Newfoundland slang.
There were so many nippers around the lake that I had to wear mosquito netting.
by Heptune May 16, 2005

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A prefix added to a person's name to indicate that he or she is not acting typically. Has the same origin as pod person.
That must have been pod-Justin you met; usually he's a complete asshole.
by Heptune May 11, 2005

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(n) nasal mucus that adheres into a long, coherent string that can be extracted from the nasal cavity by gently pulling on the emergent end
I had amazing rope snot with that last cold; I was able to pull out a cable of mucus 5 inches long.
by heptune June 13, 2006

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(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.
The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.
by heptune June 13, 2006

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(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.
Several Hudson River eels littered the filthy pier.
by Heptune May 12, 2005

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(n)A parachuting malfunction more officially called a lineover, in which a line crosses over the top of the parachute, dividing the canopy into two parts. The result resembles a giant bra; hence the reference to the well-endowed late actress.
I got a mae west and had to use my reserve.
by Heptune May 11, 2005

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(n)Small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.
I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.
by heptune June 13, 2006

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