(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.
The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.
(n) a mosquito. Newfoundland slang.
There were so many nippers around the lake that I had to wear mosquito netting.
(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.
Several Hudson River eels littered the filthy pier.
(n)Small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.
I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.
Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.
Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.
(n)A parachuting malfunction more officially called a lineover, in which a line crosses over the top of the parachute, dividing the canopy into two parts. The result resembles a giant bra; hence the reference to the well-endowed late actress.
I got a mae west and had to use my reserve.
A prefix added to a person's name to indicate that he or she is not acting typically. Has the same origin as
That must have been pod-Justin you met; usually he's a complete asshole.
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