heptune's definitions

Hudson River eel

(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.

Several Hudson River eels littered the filthy pier.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

stout

(n) a deerfly, a huge biting fly with striped wings that lives in northern Canada. Newfoundland slang.

I hit the stout with a hammer and thought I had killed it, but it just shook itself off and flew away.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

whistler

(n) A kind of booger that causes a whistling noise as air passes through the nose.

No matter how hard I blow my nose, I can't seem to dislodge this whistler.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

cat lightning

Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.

Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.

by heptune February 3, 2006

obstructicator

(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.

The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.

by Heptune May 19, 2005

wob

A glob of pasty fecal matter that is too soft to hold a distinctive turd shape, and too solid to make a puddle.

My cat was leaving yellow wobs outside of his litterbox, so I took him to the vet.

by heptune June 15, 2006

musclelump

(n) (pronounced MUSS kuh lump) A body builder.

The musclelump's muscles were so overdeveloped he looked deformed.

by Heptune May 14, 2005