house ape

(n) A small child, especially a bratty or out-of-control child.

She has a home full of snotty-nosed house apes.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

lawn sausage

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

shitbaked

(adj) Terrified. Newfoundland slang.

When I saw that rock comin' at me, I was shitbaked, my son!

by Heptune May 11, 2005

jellyroll

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.

1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.

by heptune June 13, 2006

glup

2. (n) A serving spoon full of food or a scoop of ice cream.

Just give me two glups.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

mae west

(n)A parachuting malfunction more officially called a lineover, in which a line crosses over the top of the parachute, dividing the canopy into two parts. The result resembles a giant bra; hence the reference to the well-endowed late actress.

I got a mae west and had to use my reserve.

by Heptune May 11, 2005

bayman

(n) A person from any part of Newfoundland except St. Johns. People from St. Johns are called townies.

"Ask a townie for a smoke,
He will say his pipe is broke;
Ask a bayman for a chew,
He will bite it off for you."
(verse from traditional song, Muscles in the Corner)

by Heptune May 11, 2005