heptune's definitions

pod-

A prefix added to a person's name to indicate that he or she is not acting typically. Has the same origin as pod person.

That must have been pod-Justin you met; usually he's a complete asshole.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

booney dog

(n)A feral dog. Guam slang.

A pack of booney dogs attacked the cyclists.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

mae west

(n)A parachuting malfunction more officially called a lineover, in which a line crosses over the top of the parachute, dividing the canopy into two parts. The result resembles a giant bra; hence the reference to the well-endowed late actress.

I got a mae west and had to use my reserve.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

go in

(v) In skydiving, to fail to open the parachute, to fall to one's death.

Oh, my God, Joe's going in!

by Heptune May 14, 2005

ground rush

(n) In skydiving, the optical illusion that the ground is abruptly rushing up to meet you, which occurs if you freefall past your usual altitude for opening the parachute.

I experienced ground rush when I dropped past 2000 feet.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

musclelump

(n) (pronounced MUSS kuh lump) A body builder.

The musclelump's muscles were so overdeveloped he looked deformed.

by Heptune May 14, 2005