heptune's definitions

glup

2. (n) A serving spoon full of food or a scoop of ice cream.

Just give me two glups.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune August 31, 2008

schnitzelmouse

(n)A fat-bodied, short-legged mouselike rodent, a vole.

My cat left a dead schnitzelmouse on our porch.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

stew dog

(n) a dog that is so annoying that its only value would be as an ingredient in stew.

Joe's hideous little dachshund that bites your ankles and barks all the time is a stew dog.

by heptune June 15, 2006

dingleman

An ice cream man, a man who sells ice cream from a truck. So named because of the bell that is used to summon customers to the truck.

Mom, I hear the dingleman. Can I have some money for a popsicle?

by heptune February 3, 2006

boneless ham

(n) the penis. Usage from 1920s era blues.

In the song Meat Man Pete, it was stated that everyone was wild about his boneless ham.

by Heptune May 17, 2005

crust

(n) Dandruff, especially a heavy or severe case.

He had crust all over the shoulders of his black suit.

by Heptune May 14, 2005