heptune's definitions

slime fruit

(n) The lumpy, gelatinous fruit of the noni tree. The fruit has been used traditionally to repel ants and treat eye ailments. Because of its foul smell, slimy texture and evil taste, some people think that it is good for them, and they drink its juice.

My kids used to enjoy having slime fruit fights, after which they didn't have to worry about being bitten by fire ants.

by Heptune May 18, 2005

Hudson River eel

(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.

Several Hudson River eels littered the filthy pier.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

mudpacker

(n) A person who engages in anal sex.

The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

core

The middle of a pimple, the hard part that is surrounded by pus or other liquidy material.

I squeezed out the pus but I didn't get the core, so I know the pimple will come back.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

guttle

(n) The roll of fat under the chin, a double chin.

George had a round face with a big wobbly guttle under his chin.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

poodle paddy

(n) A pile of dog shit. Similar to lawn sausage.

I stepped in a poodle paddy when I took that shortcut through the dog-owner's yard.

by heptune June 15, 2006

go in

(v) In skydiving, to fail to open the parachute, to fall to one's death.

Oh, my God, Joe's going in!

by Heptune May 14, 2005