heptune's definitions

extended use fee

(n) A library euphemism for an overdue fine.

I didn't return the book by the due date, so I got charged an extended use fee.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

dingleman

An ice cream man, a man who sells ice cream from a truck. So named because of the bell that is used to summon customers to the truck.

Mom, I hear the dingleman. Can I have some money for a popsicle?

by heptune February 3, 2006

stew dog

(n) a dog that is so annoying that its only value would be as an ingredient in stew.

Joe's hideous little dachshund that bites your ankles and barks all the time is a stew dog.

by heptune June 15, 2006

mudpacker

(n) A person who engages in anal sex.

The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

core

The middle of a pimple, the hard part that is surrounded by pus or other liquidy material.

I squeezed out the pus but I didn't get the core, so I know the pimple will come back.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

guttle

(n) The roll of fat under the chin, a double chin.

George had a round face with a big wobbly guttle under his chin.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

slindle

(n) The hole in the penis from which urine or semen emerge.

The catheter had made his slindle sore.

by Heptune May 14, 2005