bonaphone

(n) the penis, especially when the subject of its owner's attentions.

The only instrument he plays is the bonaphone.

bonaphone by heptune June 15, 2006

bonophone 

Male genitalia played as a musical instrument such as a skin flute, i. e. a blowjob.

Bruce's bonophone was worn out after his girlfriend played an extended jam session on it with a whole orchestra consisting of three of her girlfriends.

bonophone by Scroddidly October 19, 2007

bonaphile 

An adult human who takes part in sexual activities with a child between the ages of 16-17, before the child is a bona fide adult. Similar to a pedophile, but with the very oldest of the illegal age group.

Chris is a bonaphile, did you hear? Ewww.. at least he’s not a pedophile. I’m glad there are two words to separate this unlawful act into age categories.

bonaphile by bkbigwordwriter September 18, 2020

Bowaphone 

The name of the instrument that backs Paul McCartney in "Wonderful Christmastime."

'Ba-bow bow bow...ba-bow bow bow bow..."

"The mood is right (bow bow bow...)"

Also,

"Sir Paul, what is that instrument?"

"A bowaphone, then."

Bowaphone by Bowaphonemaster December 28, 2009

bonathon 

An event in which boning takes place on a very large scale, this includes homo or heterosexual relations, but usually homo.

Thom, Jarrett, and I all took part in a huge bonathon last night.

bonathon by Mercedes Benz January 2, 2007

bonerphone 

the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.

person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch

bonerphone by i hate liars February 17, 2007

bonophone 

Another word for the expresion skin flute.

Mark isn't only a Flamer, he's a musician too! He loves to play the bonophone.

bonophone by Scrodiddly October 6, 2007