Definitions by dr. literate

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

turd fondler by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

peehole 

1. The opening through which urine is discharged in the male or female genitals.
2. Anyplace where urinating is occuring.

I went to the peehole to drain the lizard
Robert Mapplethorpe liked to put things up his peehole.

peehole by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

klingon 

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

klingon by Dr. Literate August 8, 2006

shitheel 

1. An obnoxious stupid person who is totally unaware that others are disgusted by them.
2. Someone who is unaware they have excrement on their shoes or feet.

My neighbor's kid is a worthless shitheel who can't even drive a lawnmower in a straight line.

shitheel by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

gusher jizzmax 

1. Member of freak-metal band Gwar.
2. A particularly voluminous male ejaculation.

Did you see Gusher Jizzmax give Bob from the mail room the ole gusher jizzmax?! Best office Christmas party ever!

gusher jizzmax by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

siberian snake shit

1. Anything that does not exist.
2. What liars are full of.

That guy at the taco stand told me he was Jordan from 80's bubblegum pop band "New Kids on the Block". He is a lying sack of Siberian snake shit.

siberian snake shit by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

cornchute 

A rectum, butthole, asshole, etc.

I'm going to church to tear that mouthy reverend a new cornchute.
That kid from down the street tried to go up my sister's cornchute, I'm gonna break his jaw with a tire iron!

cornchute by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006