Top Definition who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.
That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.
by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006
The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.
Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.
by Martin Burns July 04, 2005
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