19 definitions by dirk diggler

san diego

Best. City. Ever.

by dirk diggler October 25, 2003

Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, usually causing an unsitely fat bulge just above the pubic region.

Her fup is so big, she has to sit an extra foot away from her desk because her fup is in the way.

by dirk diggler January 14, 2003

Prosti-tots

N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.

Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!

by dirk diggler April 29, 2004

brawny

the swingingest paper towel brand on the market today.

"what kind of paper towels should i get?"
"Brawny DUH!"

by dirk diggler October 25, 2003

buck knuckle

male camel toe

similar to the knee of a buck (male deer)

check out the buck knuckle on that dude!

by dirk diggler June 28, 2004

garden

Drug Dealer

I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"

by dirk diggler October 25, 2003

self preservation

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...

jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...

by dirk diggler March 13, 2005