Definitions by dirk diggler

paralyzer 

when a man is doing a woman from behind and blows a load on her back. the woman is paralyzed and cannot move for fear of dropping the load. the man takes his time getting a towel while his hapless victim is motionless like a good bird dog on point.

Bobby gave Suzy a paralyzer and then did his taxes.

paralyzer by Dirk Diggler May 13, 2005

free* 

Word used to trick ignorant internet patrons into signing up for spam.

You've won a free* 42" plasma tv. Just enter your email address below.

*It's not really free... sucker!

free* by Dirk Diggler March 15, 2005

permanent hair cut 

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

permanent hair cut by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

gold caking 

when you piss on a woman's face and immediately ejaculate on it and the messy medley of man juice and liquid waste becomes fluffy and cakelike

dude, that girl doesnt care what the hell you put on her face. I heard Jimmy O'Keefe even gold caked her once.

gold caking by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

self preservation 

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...

jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...

self preservation by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

jihad 

When someone dedicates all of their energy to one particular task for a limited period of time.

Originated at a greenhouse in mid-Michigan.

We need to get this done fast. Go Jihad.

jihad by Dirk Diggler August 22, 2004

buck knuckle 

male camel toe

similar to the knee of a buck (male deer)

check out the buck knuckle on that dude!

buck knuckle by dirk diggler June 27, 2004