dirk diggler's definitions

Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool

the act of crapping

Dude, where's the bathroom. After that pizza and those 40 ouncers I've got to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool.

by Dirk Diggler December 29, 2002

free*

Word used to trick ignorant internet patrons into signing up for spam.

You've won a free* 42" plasma tv. Just enter your email address below.

*It's not really free... sucker!

by Dirk Diggler March 15, 2005

NoFup

The gravity defying act of a fupa or guntgoing North of the waistline.

Her nofup is spreading so far into the north, where does the fup end and the chest begin?

by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003

buck knuckle

male camel toe

similar to the knee of a buck (male deer)

check out the buck knuckle on that dude!

by dirk diggler June 27, 2004

chunky but funky

thick women that are actually hot looking

i'm not fat i'm chunky but funky.

by dirk diggler June 23, 2004

gizzle

v. 1. to pout, complain, or make unreasonable demands. 2. To piss in a gizzle's back (See below).
n. 1. An individual characterized by a lack of diplomacy. 2. Demands respect which has not been earned.
(ALSO: Giz; May be pronounced Ji'-zul)

The gizzle just gizzed on me cuz i didn't pay the phone bill. Fuckin gizzle.

by Dirk Diggler September 13, 2003

Prosti-tots

N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.

Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!

by Dirk Diggler April 28, 2004