Prosti-tots

N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.
Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!
by Dirk Diggler April 29, 2004
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permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis
hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut
by Dirk Diggler March 13, 2005
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apricots

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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san diego

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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brawny

"what kind of paper towels should i get?"
"Brawny DUH!"
by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003
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Dude, where's the bathroom. After that pizza and those 40 ouncers I've got to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool.
by Dirk Diggler December 30, 2002
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self preservation

When you save all the ejaculant in jars, such as mason jars, then dating and saving them somewhere for a period of above 2 years where it might be used in the future...
jimmys convinced that he is too important and feels the need to self preserve himself...
by Dirk Diggler March 13, 2005
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