derek's definitions

Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".

You are such a Cuntwat!

by Derek December 16, 2004

skreet

The way that you walk when your balls are to the wall.

"I skreeted along, balls-to-the-wall."

by Derek August 30, 2004

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

Tidbit

busy:

busy being a bitch

by Derek September 23, 2003

filipating

twerkin' on the dance floor

that ho was filipatin' all night

by derek August 25, 2004

bridget jones

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

by derek October 4, 2005

Jaood

blacktastic

"that guy has a lot of hats, oh and he sure rolls around in a lot of shit"

by derek August 3, 2003