122 definitions by derek

Boston Red Sox DH and 2004 ALCS hero, David Ortiz.
"Man, Ortizzle killed the MFY's!"
by Derek December 29, 2004
Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!
-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year
by Derek February 08, 2004
usually good strains of weed grown to produce a high level of THC, while also producing high yeild. Contradictory to what previous definitions stated, at least where I live, It is common to find chronic laced with cocaine. Of course, is doesn't have to be laced with coc to be chronic.
"hey, can you hook it up with a quarter of chron man?, hell yeah, 110"
by derek November 18, 2003
if you need a negative adjective... this is your word
The bathroom is so fuc*in ebsco.
by Derek November 30, 2004
a penis that has poop all over it
I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!
by derek January 02, 2003
The fear of babies
Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?
by Derek July 17, 2008
An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.
Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>
by Derek May 07, 2008

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