derek's definitions

Niggaroo

A negro from Australia

They got Niggaroo's down under.

by Derek January 31, 2004

doojer

A short but plump penis, Which is usually around 4 1/2 inches long

Man im proud of my doojer, 4 1/2 inches long man.

by Derek October 29, 2003

backyard barbecue

A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest

John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs

by derek May 13, 2005

Swipe

To have intercorse
booty, Sex, To Hit

Next time me and you are alone can i swipe?

by Derek August 31, 2004

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

Tidbit

busy:

busy being a bitch

by Derek September 23, 2003

skreet

The way that you walk when your balls are to the wall.

"I skreeted along, balls-to-the-wall."

by Derek August 30, 2004