119 definitions by derek

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

by derek May 8, 2008

cigarettes

mmmmmm delicious cancer sticks that have kept many people from dying

man im gonna kill someone if i dont get a smoke soon

by derek July 25, 2004

crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

by derek May 21, 2006

adderall

1) A medication for ADHD or ADD that chills you out.

2) A joint rolled with Adderall that really fucks you up if you do not have ADD.

1) "woowowowowowowow" Man, that kid needs to take his Adderall.

2) Man pass that adderall blunt over here, g.

by derek January 22, 2005

goat pleasure

pleasuring a woman with youe goatee

once i gave her goat pleasure i knew she'd be comin back for more

by derek August 26, 2004

butch (the good one)

arsala "chikni bund"

Butch is gonna kick my ass after she sees this.

by derek December 5, 2003

recycle

A concept outside America that is used commonly as a slogan among enviromentalists, some politicians and the like. Recycling is when someone takes used paper, tin cans, milk jugs and the like to a recycling bin so it can be cruched down by machines to be a new product. However a few of the posters here tend to use it as a sex term. And oh a decent source of cash if you need that few extra cents.

Jerry stole the bottles in the recycle bin in his school and traded it off at the recycling center so he could get a few extra dollars.

by derek October 30, 2005