the fast and the furious

An disgrace to real street racing by those damn ricers

the fast and furious has pissed off all the real street racers in the country with their civics and fucked up sklines

by derek September 27, 2003

adderall

1) A medication for ADHD or ADD that chills you out.

2) A joint rolled with Adderall that really fucks you up if you do not have ADD.

1) "woowowowowowowow" Man, that kid needs to take his Adderall.

2) Man pass that adderall blunt over here, g.

by derek January 22, 2005

iron maiden

the best metal band ever

Iron Maiden kicks all other bands asses

by derek December 14, 2004

chikni bund

nice ass; from the urdu language

The sexy beast was always on the prowl for chinkni bund.

by derek December 05, 2003

Mormons

Some of the nicest people you will ever meet, which is unfortunate, since they fall victim to the biggest fraud ever. The Book of Mormon has been altered nearly 300 times to meet the popularity of changing times, such as no longer practicing poligamy and allowing blacks into the church after feeling the pressure of the Civil Rights Movement. Joeseph Smith was not a martyr, he shot at and killed some of the people that came after him when they were tired of his lies.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.

Mormons must tithe 10 percent of their income to be in good standing, and people are counting. My church simply has an anonymous drop box in the lobby

by Derek November 17, 2004

cleric

a holy priest specializing in healing magic and wards against the undead - devoted to helping others

that cleric just ressurected zaven

by derek March 15, 2004

goat pleasure

pleasuring a woman with youe goatee

once i gave her goat pleasure i knew she'd be comin back for more

by derek August 25, 2004