derek's definitions

clam baking

getting high in a inclosed room

me and derek just clam baked my shed

by derek May 13, 2005

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003

chrizzle

the holy one. the messiah.

"the passion of the chrizzle" a smell dibson film.

by derek January 18, 2005

bee-otch

Term used to express dislike of an object

That test was a biotch!

by Derek August 10, 2004

pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."

by derek June 19, 2006

trickler

a penis that never stops dripping after you piss.

I hate it man, I have a trickler

by Derek December 5, 2003

Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

by Derek May 28, 2007