derek's definitions

M.A.G

Male Ass Grabber

man u are a fuckin mag!

by derek November 19, 2003

rim burner

A fire burning sensation from the deepest depths of hell that feasts on your asshole, different theories for causes include, poor wiping, foods that spawn a hellacious shit,or in some cases even over wipeage

yoouch, i shouldnt have ate that other double decker with hot sauce , i got one hell of a rim burner : /

by Derek April 29, 2004

leff

The most awesome possible way to say the word "left," as inspired by Thirst from those Sprite commercials.

"I'mma be ova heah on my leff...gettin' mah drink on!"

by Derek August 31, 2004

P.O.N.T.I.A.C

Poor old Nigga thought it a cadilac

i am not racist dont get the wrong idea...

by derek November 19, 2003

Rat Turd

Kip.

See also:
shit, poo, kal kalesh,

That rat just shit a kip!

by Derek December 13, 2003

boston backhand

a boston backhand is where you take wichever hand you jerk off with and you bring it behind and trough your leg and start masturbating

john is board at the party so he did the boston backhand

by derek May 13, 2005

Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004