derek's definitions

Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult

dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.

by DErek January 5, 2005

chronic

usually good strains of weed grown to produce a high level of THC, while also producing high yeild. Contradictory to what previous definitions stated, at least where I live, It is common to find chronic laced with cocaine. Of course, is doesn't have to be laced with coc to be chronic.

"hey, can you hook it up with a quarter of chron man?, hell yeah, 110"

by derek November 18, 2003

trickler

a penis that never stops dripping after you piss.

I hate it man, I have a trickler

by Derek December 5, 2003

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003

chrizzle

the holy one. the messiah.

"the passion of the chrizzle" a smell dibson film.

by derek January 18, 2005

clam baking

getting high in a inclosed room

me and derek just clam baked my shed

by derek May 13, 2005

Manly

A word once usedto describe something great. All things previously described as such are great, but all things described post-now are not great, unless the use of manly is inadvertent. See also The Derek-Ness

(Previously) The Punisher is so fucking manly.

(Now) The Punisher is so fucking manly. Oops, I mean awesome.

by Derek February 14, 2007