derek's definitions

unpoisoned

the name of a band...my band that is. i went out with this fucking bitchy-ass girl and broke up with her because she is like poison to the band...we needed to stay UNPOISONED! thats how we came up with our name.

dude, u should come see Unpoisoned tonight at Lupo's! they fucking kick ass!

by derek August 24, 2003

oogle

a diragatory name for a person who hangs out with streetkids and thinks he or she is one but he has a place to go when it gets too cold or rough. Not a truly a streetkid or gutterpunk.

I hate that oogle, spare changing when you know that in two days he'll go home to his mom's house.

by derek January 17, 2004

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

Tidbit

busy:

busy being a bitch

by Derek September 23, 2003

skreet

The way that you walk when your balls are to the wall.

"I skreeted along, balls-to-the-wall."

by Derek August 30, 2004

filipating

twerkin' on the dance floor

that ho was filipatin' all night

by derek August 25, 2004

bridget jones

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

by derek October 4, 2005