Skip to main content

derek's definitions

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.
Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>
by Derek May 8, 2008
mugGet the seduction bot mug.

LHJ

LHJ-Lotion hand job. When a female gives you a hand job using lotion.
Using pre-warmed lotion a female places lotion on her hands and gives you LHJ, lotion hand job.
by Derek June 21, 2006
mugGet the LHJ mug.

2 girls 1 finger

A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.
Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)
by Derek January 3, 2008
mugGet the 2 girls 1 finger mug.

garden state

Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.

The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.
While Garden State is a decent film, it doesn't deserve the hype that surrounds it.
by Derek February 27, 2005
mugGet the garden state mug.

Rat Turd

Kip.

See also:
shit, poo, kal kalesh,
That rat just shit a kip!
by Derek December 13, 2003
mugGet the Rat Turd mug.

boston backhand

a boston backhand is where you take wichever hand you jerk off with and you bring it behind and trough your leg and start masturbating
john is board at the party so he did the boston backhand
by derek May 13, 2005
mugGet the boston backhand mug.

Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive
yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!
by Derek January 14, 2004
mugGet the Swab the poop deck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email