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TMALSS, the turkey is finished.
by Derek February 1, 2005
Get the tmalss mug.When ready to ejaculate.... pull ween out of preferable hole and aim up partner's nostril. Partner then shoots a snotrocket/semen out of her nose and into your mouth.
by derek February 6, 2005
Get the rebate mug.A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest
John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs
by derek May 13, 2005
Get the backyard barbecue mug.A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.
by Derek February 20, 2005
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Get the hoon mug.Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.
The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.
The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.
by Derek February 27, 2005
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