derek's definitions

Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

by Derek May 28, 2007

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

Tidbit

busy:

busy being a bitch

by Derek September 23, 2003

skreet

The way that you walk when your balls are to the wall.

"I skreeted along, balls-to-the-wall."

by Derek August 30, 2004

4chan

A miracle to hit HCG searchers I was able to download a lot of HCGs without getting spammed or outwared also there are no ads but the sad news is that they are running outta funds so support 4chan by donating

4chan the source of all good and rare hentai in there

by Derek June 2, 2004

bridget jones

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

by derek October 4, 2005

filipating

twerkin' on the dance floor

that ho was filipatin' all night

by derek August 25, 2004