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bee-otch

Term used to express dislike of an object
That test was a biotch!
by Derek August 10, 2004
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seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.
Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>
by Derek May 8, 2008
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trickler

a penis that never stops dripping after you piss.
I hate it man, I have a trickler
by Derek December 5, 2003
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Beet

Beet means nothing, or everything. Everything good is Beet. Beet may also be used as a greeting, much like hello.

The word Beet has no association to the food Beet, or the word Beat. It originated from an ancient tribal dialect from the suburbs of Maple Ridge. BC, and is said to be as many as 7 years old. Not much is known about this mysterious language. except that it also includes the words Puu Maa Chuu Sheet Puuu Peet Baaa Daaa Booot Erm In Its and Ku.
Used as a greeting:
Derek says "Beet, what's up?"
Dan replies "Beet, not much"

Beet can also be used to describe something good. "How did you do on your test today?" "Beet"

or

"Damn, this new casino is Beet"

or

After winning the game of table hockey, Dan proclaims "You have been BEET!"
by Derek November 16, 2004
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pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)
"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."
by derek June 19, 2006
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Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.
The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.
by Derek May 28, 2007
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Japp Inc.

The common body of authorites which regulate Entire World Domination. It is believed this underground organization is based in the west.
"Did you see the size of our bill last night? Make no mistake, that's Jap Inc. at it again."
by Derek December 6, 2003
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