derek's definitions

2 girls 1 finger

A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)

by Derek January 3, 2008

P.O.N.T.I.A.C

Poor old Nigga thought it a cadilac

i am not racist dont get the wrong idea...

by derek November 19, 2003

Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.

Haha He mowed his rug.

by Derek October 29, 2003

Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult

dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.

by DErek January 5, 2005

towson

not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.

Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.

Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".

No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"

It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.

Pink, Plaid, Brown Roots, and big sunglasses- a way of life.

by Derek April 9, 2005

robotize

to become intoxicated through ingesting an excess of Robitussin cough gels

Dude last night roxed. We robotized and i did some totally hot chick.

by Derek July 1, 2004

rhinestone cowboy

A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.

No, your cowboy shirt isn't salmon or mellon, it's pink. Get over it.

by Derek February 20, 2005