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Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long
my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(
by derek January 2, 2003
mugGet the Chodemug.

White Bread

Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!
-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year
by Derek February 8, 2004
mugGet the White Breadmug.

fuckcakes

A hypothetical object that would be the combination of a fuck and a cake. Generally referred to in comparison of somethings merit or as something incredibly desirable.
"The PSP just came out and it's selling like fuckcakes!"
by Derek April 11, 2005
mugGet the fuckcakesmug.

poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.
An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.
by Derek April 7, 2003
mugGet the poopstandermug.

infantiphobia

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?
by Derek August 11, 2008
mugGet the infantiphobiamug.

cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo
"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?
by derek December 11, 2004
mugGet the cock lickmug.

40z

40 ounces of beer the greatest drink known to man.
Rock the 40z!

-Leftover Crack
by Derek November 21, 2004
mugGet the 40zmug.

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