derek's definitions
Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display
by derek May 26, 2005
Get the guffmug. 
by derek May 13, 2005
Get the hoonmug. The result when you combine Steve DeLouiz and Timmy Acree to get the goofiest chick you'll ever know; sings campfire songs with her mother while saying "tzzzzzzz" every chance she gets; Elle Corbett in a nutshell
by Derek October 25, 2004
Get the Stimmug. A bloody revolution in france, during that time France is pretty screwed up (like other times but they *gasp* did something besides whining). The peasants found themselves in an unescapable system of economy which taxes denies even simple survival while noble use their hard earned cash to feast and do nothing except kill unhappy peasants. To add to the problems, the new king Louis and his wife Marie Antoinette were incompetant and this only added to the problems. The Catalyst was when Louis decided to call the 3 estates to form an assembly to help solve the dying french economy. Ironically, everyone pitched in the effort to create a more equal france. A series of killings, wars and such happened and eventually Louis was executed along with his wife. This was the event that will soon lead to the reign of terror, and napoleon. The latter being France's only moment of glory.
by derek June 9, 2005
Get the French Revolutionmug. The common body of authorites which regulate Entire World Domination. It is believed this underground organization is based in the west.
by Derek December 6, 2003
Get the Japp Inc.mug. by Derek February 4, 2004
Get the Searedmug.