derek's definitions

LHJ

LHJ-Lotion hand job. When a female gives you a hand job using lotion.

Using pre-warmed lotion a female places lotion on her hands and gives you LHJ, lotion hand job.

by Derek June 21, 2006

Chikaboobage

Lettin chickens peck at your nipples

Yum Yum

by Derek September 2, 2003

oogle

a diragatory name for a person who hangs out with streetkids and thinks he or she is one but he has a place to go when it gets too cold or rough. Not a truly a streetkid or gutterpunk.

I hate that oogle, spare changing when you know that in two days he'll go home to his mom's house.

by derek January 17, 2004

stump

a penis that is shorter than it is long
NOT A CHODE

Johnny tried to put his stump in her vagina, but couldn't make it passed her labia.

by derek May 17, 2003

WMCO

W.M.C.O. = What My Car On (try googling it)

man that is just to wmco

by Derek September 22, 2004

chocolate stinger

a penis that has poop all over it

I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!

by derek January 2, 2003

engrish

the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.

Dude, check out the packaging for these rice crackers--the engrish is hysterical!

by Derek April 5, 2005