derek's definitions

engrish

the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.

Dude, check out the packaging for these rice crackers--the engrish is hysterical!

by Derek April 5, 2005

chocolate stinger

a penis that has poop all over it

I just fucked my girlfriend in her ass, and now I can't get the damn shit of my winky!

by derek January 2, 2003

Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".

You are such a Cuntwat!

by Derek December 16, 2004

pap

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.

Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!

by derek May 26, 2005

kaj

A common typo for insomniacs in yahoo chats for the popular abbreviation "lol". Especially imbarassing when other typos follow.

gagagagagaga! KAJ! errrrrr.....

by Derek January 8, 2004

Japp Inc.

The common body of authorites which regulate Entire World Domination. It is believed this underground organization is based in the west.

"Did you see the size of our bill last night? Make no mistake, that's Jap Inc. at it again."

by Derek December 6, 2003

hyper proximation

a fancy way of saying orgasm

Lina screamed in ecstacy as she reached hyper proximation.

by derek December 9, 2002