derek's definitions

adderall

1) A medication for ADHD or ADD that chills you out.

2) A joint rolled with Adderall that really fucks you up if you do not have ADD.

1) "woowowowowowowow" Man, that kid needs to take his Adderall.

2) Man pass that adderall blunt over here, g.

by derek January 22, 2005

waggon

slow, lame, cheap, gay, asshole

you fuckin waggon bummin my kids

by derek January 21, 2005

kotch

Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.

"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"

by Derek March 28, 2003

Surtur

According to the Norse, Surtur was a Giant from the realm of Muspelheim.

Surtur comes from the realm of fire, Muspelheim.

by Derek April 4, 2004

Bobbiwhistles

A minor explosion between the legs.

See queef

"Do you smell that? I think a bobbiwhistles snuck in here."

by Derek December 6, 2003

chikni bund

nice ass; from the urdu language

The sexy beast was always on the prowl for chinkni bund.

by derek December 5, 2003

buh-zing

Interjection used after a particularly good insult.

All this time spent keeping people from having sex...now I know how the Catholic Church feels--BUH-ZING!

by Derek December 11, 2003