derek's definitions

pristine

1. A hot piece of ass that you pick up after a long day at work.
2. a stripper with huge tities.

did you see that pristine worken that pole last night? She was banggin.

by Derek June 22, 2006

waggon

slow, lame, cheap, gay, asshole

you fuckin waggon bummin my kids

by derek January 21, 2005

kotch

Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.

"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"

by Derek March 28, 2003

Surtur

According to the Norse, Surtur was a Giant from the realm of Muspelheim.

Surtur comes from the realm of fire, Muspelheim.

by Derek April 4, 2004

chikni bund

nice ass; from the urdu language

The sexy beast was always on the prowl for chinkni bund.

by derek December 5, 2003

wobachucki

A Vagina with teeth.

The Ride Home has a big wobachucki

by Derek July 17, 2004

buh-zing

Interjection used after a particularly good insult.

All this time spent keeping people from having sex...now I know how the Catholic Church feels--BUH-ZING!

by Derek December 11, 2003