119 definitions by derek

Beet

Beet means nothing, or everything. Everything good is Beet. Beet may also be used as a greeting, much like hello.

The word Beet has no association to the food Beet, or the word Beat. It originated from an ancient tribal dialect from the suburbs of Maple Ridge. BC, and is said to be as many as 7 years old. Not much is known about this mysterious language. except that it also includes the words Puu Maa Chuu Sheet Puuu Peet Baaa Daaa Booot Erm In Its and Ku.

Used as a greeting:
Derek says "Beet, what's up?"
Dan replies "Beet, not much"

Beet can also be used to describe something good. "How did you do on your test today?" "Beet"

or

"Damn, this new casino is Beet"

or

After winning the game of table hockey, Dan proclaims "You have been BEET!"

by derek November 17, 2004

White Bread

Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!

-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year

by derek February 9, 2004

po cycle

a cop riding a motor cycle

there gos a po cycle

by derek March 26, 2005

ebsco

if you need a negative adjective... this is your word

The bathroom is so fuc*in ebsco.

by derek November 30, 2004

LHJ

LHJ-Lotion hand job. When a female gives you a hand job using lotion.

Using pre-warmed lotion a female places lotion on her hands and gives you LHJ, lotion hand job.

by derek June 19, 2006

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by derek February 5, 2004

L.P.

lesbian pride to like lesbians for life

what up biotch l.p. for life

by derek December 2, 2004