derek's definitions

waggon

slow, lame, cheap, gay, asshole

you fuckin waggon bummin my kids

by derek January 21, 2005

kotch

Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.

"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"

by Derek March 28, 2003

the fast and the furious

An disgrace to real street racing by those damn ricers

the fast and furious has pissed off all the real street racers in the country with their civics and fucked up sklines

by derek September 27, 2003

Surtur

According to the Norse, Surtur was a Giant from the realm of Muspelheim.

Surtur comes from the realm of fire, Muspelheim.

by Derek April 4, 2004

buh-zing

Interjection used after a particularly good insult.

All this time spent keeping people from having sex...now I know how the Catholic Church feels--BUH-ZING!

by Derek December 11, 2003

wobachucki

A Vagina with teeth.

The Ride Home has a big wobachucki

by Derek July 17, 2004

iron maiden

the best metal band ever

Iron Maiden kicks all other bands asses

by derek December 14, 2004