derek's definitions

cleric

a holy priest specializing in healing magic and wards against the undead - devoted to helping others

that cleric just ressurected zaven

by derek March 15, 2004

iron maiden

the best metal band ever

Iron Maiden kicks all other bands asses

by derek December 14, 2004

waggon

slow, lame, cheap, gay, asshole

you fuckin waggon bummin my kids

by derek January 21, 2005

kotch

Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.

"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"

by Derek March 28, 2003

trojan4life

to be the best in the world in football and to be a sunnyside hater

god dam who the fuck is that? and we say the TROJANS whats up and people back down like squares

by derek December 1, 2004

Surtur

According to the Norse, Surtur was a Giant from the realm of Muspelheim.

Surtur comes from the realm of fire, Muspelheim.

by Derek April 4, 2004

buh-zing

Interjection used after a particularly good insult.

All this time spent keeping people from having sex...now I know how the Catholic Church feels--BUH-ZING!

by Derek December 11, 2003