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A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest
John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs
by derek May 13, 2005
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Get the Mowing the rug mug.not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.
Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.
Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".
No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"
It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.
Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".
No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"
It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
by Derek April 9, 2005
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by DErek January 5, 2005
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To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.
1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.
To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.
1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.
by Derek December 6, 2003
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