derek's definitions

Manly

A word once usedto describe something great. All things previously described as such are great, but all things described post-now are not great, unless the use of manly is inadvertent. See also The Derek-Ness

(Previously) The Punisher is so fucking manly.

(Now) The Punisher is so fucking manly. Oops, I mean awesome.

by Derek February 14, 2007

Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult

dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.

by DErek January 5, 2005

spinnoriffic

of, or relating to political spin; performed best by those known as spin doctors; see CNN and FOX also 3rd parties looking to push their partisan beliefs on others.
see also: New York Times, sean hannity, michael moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken.

"I'm voting for Kerry because Al Franken said Bush is teh dumbz0r"

"That Al Franken sure is one spinnoriffic gentleman!"

by derek October 25, 2004

infantiphobia

The fear of babies

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?

by Derek August 11, 2008

Varg Vikernes

Born Kristian Kvisling Larson Vikernes, Varg Vikernes was born in Norway, where he grew up in Bergen. He met Euronymous and with him started the Black Metal band Mayhem with the name Count Grishnackh. Varg Vikernes was at the forefront of the Black Metal Movement. He murdered Euronymous, and was sentenced to 21 years of prison for it. Burzum is the project of this lone man. From his prison cell, he wrote his book Vargsmal, an indepth analysis about everything from race, to heritage, to the world as a whole.

Varg seeks to rid the world of the Jewish and Christian anti-culture, reinstate the beauty, heritage, and purity of his homeland. He is a hero to his people.

Varg Vikernes, son of Odin, is a hero.

by Derek November 1, 2006

L.P.

lesbian pride to like lesbians for life

what up biotch l.p. for life

by derek December 1, 2004

rebate

When ready to ejaculate.... pull ween out of preferable hole and aim up partner's nostril. Partner then shoots a snotrocket/semen out of her nose and into your mouth.

Jane that dumb bitch gave me a rebate, now I have cotton-mouth.

by derek February 6, 2005