derek's definitions

zingly

Word meaning something dsecret to oneself. Something you think between your friends

"zingly...!??! whatever!

by Derek October 3, 2004

cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo

"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?

by derek December 11, 2004

40z

40 ounces of beer the greatest drink known to man.

Rock the 40z!

-Leftover Crack

by Derek November 21, 2004

cheap

The tactics a nerd uses when all he does is stay home on saturday nights and study combos in fighting games. If you aren't a geek obsessed with video games you may not know how to defend against these cheap tactics, and you will be called a "scrub" or "n00b" or other words used by lifetime virgins. When playing online, these people will do moves that require fast reflexes to counter, however since there is lag, you can't counter. So they just keep doing it over and over exploiting the weakness of online play.

Short jumping over and over in KOF 2002.

Picking Athena in King of Fighters 2002

Using Chun-Li in Snk vs Capcom.

Being a person named Emil-Team Evolution.

by Derek September 19, 2005

chrizzle

the holy one. the messiah.

"the passion of the chrizzle" a smell dibson film.

by derek January 18, 2005

Manly

A word once usedto describe something great. All things previously described as such are great, but all things described post-now are not great, unless the use of manly is inadvertent. See also The Derek-Ness

(Previously) The Punisher is so fucking manly.

(Now) The Punisher is so fucking manly. Oops, I mean awesome.

by Derek February 14, 2007

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

by Derek May 8, 2008