swag

1. very low quality marijuana, usually with a low level of THC.
2. Cheap weed, much of it smuggled from mexico in the southwest US.
3. Synonym for "stuff"
"damn, kyle's not home yet," , "I can get some swag?!?!" , "no man, let's just wait for some chron!"
by derek November 19, 2003
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fuckcakes

A hypothetical object that would be the combination of a fuck and a cake. Generally referred to in comparison of somethings merit or as something incredibly desirable.
"The PSP just came out and it's selling like fuckcakes!"
by Derek April 12, 2005
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2 girls 1 finger

A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.
Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)
by Derek December 09, 2007
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Niggaroo

by Derek February 01, 2004
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Ortizzle

Boston Red Sox DH and 2004 ALCS hero, David Ortiz.
"Man, Ortizzle killed the MFY's!"
by Derek December 29, 2004
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Stim

The result when you combine Steve DeLouiz and Timmy Acree to get the goofiest chick you'll ever know; sings campfire songs with her mother while saying "tzzzzzzz" every chance she gets; Elle Corbett in a nutshell
"That's enough out of you Stim"
"Stim walks like a duck....and is one goofy fuck"
by Derek October 25, 2004
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Japp Inc.

The common body of authorites which regulate Entire World Domination. It is believed this underground organization is based in the west.
"Did you see the size of our bill last night? Make no mistake, that's Jap Inc. at it again."
by Derek December 06, 2003
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