derek's definitions

Cuntwat

The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".

You are such a Cuntwat!

by Derek December 16, 2004

scroodle berry

a woman's clitoris her pleasure spot

i pleasured that woman's scroodle berry all night

by derek August 25, 2004

pancake

when you take your ball sack and put it over some ones face

a girl was giving me head and then i pancaked her.

by derek May 13, 2005

crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

by Derek May 26, 2006

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

spoot

another term to describe semen

i spooted on you last night.

by derek May 13, 2005

Doctor of Rockology

One with the responsibilty of spreading the word of "rocking" and "Rocking out" to the people. The only known Rockology doctor is Doctor Derek Brown

Doctor Derek Brown is the best and first doctor of Rockology

by Derek November 21, 2003