derek's definitions

hoon

to do unlawful acts wile in control of a vehicle.

we are goin' for a oon you wana come too.

by derek May 13, 2005

French Revolution

A bloody revolution in france, during that time France is pretty screwed up (like other times but they *gasp* did something besides whining). The peasants found themselves in an unescapable system of economy which taxes denies even simple survival while noble use their hard earned cash to feast and do nothing except kill unhappy peasants. To add to the problems, the new king Louis and his wife Marie Antoinette were incompetant and this only added to the problems. The Catalyst was when Louis decided to call the 3 estates to form an assembly to help solve the dying french economy. Ironically, everyone pitched in the effort to create a more equal france. A series of killings, wars and such happened and eventually Louis was executed along with his wife. This was the event that will soon lead to the reign of terror, and napoleon. The latter being France's only moment of glory.

Thanks to the revolutions we triggered a series of events that brought our culture today

by derek June 9, 2005

M.A.G

Male Ass Grabber

man u are a fuckin mag!

by derek November 19, 2003

blunt

1. A short cigar, usually wider in diameter.
2. A mixture of tobacco and weed rolled in a "blunt wrap" to look like a cigar. This term lost it's meaning about 5 years ago, now many people roll blunts with just weed and no tobacco, usually resulting in a skinny looking cigar, (unless you roll big).
3. A joint rolled with the paper or leaf wrapper of a cigar.

"yo think big J pick us up some blunts to go wit this chron?"

by derek November 19, 2003

big top

a word that has undefined characteristics, it is not a noun, verb, adjective, article, adverb, or preposition but can be used as any of them. It has no positive or negative connotation, but can be used to describe someone cool, or as a total fucking dumbass.

"Steve you fucking big top" or "Quit being such a big top, big top!"

by Derek October 25, 2004

poofer

slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen

For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.

by derek April 24, 2004

rim burner

A fire burning sensation from the deepest depths of hell that feasts on your asshole, different theories for causes include, poor wiping, foods that spawn a hellacious shit,or in some cases even over wipeage

yoouch, i shouldnt have ate that other double decker with hot sauce , i got one hell of a rim burner : /

by Derek April 29, 2004