derek's definitions

spoot

another term to describe semen

i spooted on you last night.

by derek May 13, 2005

Doctor of Rockology

One with the responsibilty of spreading the word of "rocking" and "Rocking out" to the people. The only known Rockology doctor is Doctor Derek Brown

Doctor Derek Brown is the best and first doctor of Rockology

by Derek November 21, 2003

chronic

1.High quality weed, usually strains produced for high THC and yeild. The term "chronic" also may be used for good weed when the specific strain is not known. For example, if you bought some chronic that was the northern lights strain, it would be sold as "northern lights," not chronic.

Damn I'm so Fuckin' high right now! (on chronic btw ;)

"you got some chronic man?, no, I got a fat sack of maui though!"

by derek November 19, 2003

crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

by Derek May 26, 2006

swag

1. very low quality marijuana, usually with a low level of THC.
2. Cheap weed, much of it smuggled from mexico in the southwest US.
3. Synonym for "stuff"

"damn, kyle's not home yet," , "I can get some swag?!?!" , "no man, let's just wait for some chron!"

by derek November 19, 2003

guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

po cycle

a cop riding a motor cycle

there gos a po cycle

by derek May 13, 2005