derek's definitions

blunt

1. A short cigar, usually wider in diameter.
2. A mixture of tobacco and weed rolled in a "blunt wrap" to look like a cigar. This term lost it's meaning about 5 years ago, now many people roll blunts with just weed and no tobacco, usually resulting in a skinny looking cigar, (unless you roll big).
3. A joint rolled with the paper or leaf wrapper of a cigar.

"yo think big J pick us up some blunts to go wit this chron?"

by derek November 19, 2003

poofer

slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen

For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.

by derek April 24, 2004

40z

40 ounces of beer the greatest drink known to man.

Rock the 40z!

-Leftover Crack

by Derek November 21, 2004

leff

The most awesome possible way to say the word "left," as inspired by Thirst from those Sprite commercials.

"I'mma be ova heah on my leff...gettin' mah drink on!"

by Derek August 31, 2004

sparrow prince

spirit lives in the smaller intestine of mr. slave, visited by lemmiwinks on his journey out of the gay man's ass.
gives lemmiwinks a helmet and torch

lemmiwinks, you are entering the smaller intestine, there you shall seek out the sparrow prince.

by derek April 8, 2003

cuntdragon

dragon o cunt, usualy found in caves

fargo fargo fargo fargo gargo fargo

by derek January 21, 2005

whoop whoop

a warning to street racers of aproaching patrol cars

"Whoop, Whoop" "go man go, clear out!"

by Derek November 5, 2003