derek's definitions

L.P.

lesbian pride to like lesbians for life

what up biotch l.p. for life

by derek December 1, 2004

fuckcakes

A hypothetical object that would be the combination of a fuck and a cake. Generally referred to in comparison of somethings merit or as something incredibly desirable.

"The PSP just came out and it's selling like fuckcakes!"

by Derek April 11, 2005

infantiphobia

The fear of babies

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?

by Derek August 11, 2008

cock lick

to be a lil bitch to whope some ones ass in halo

"Cody why are you being a god dam clock lick bitch"?

by derek December 11, 2004

stump

a penis that is shorter than it is long
NOT A CHODE

Johnny tried to put his stump in her vagina, but couldn't make it passed her labia.

by derek May 17, 2003

consnuggulation

The act or process of cuddling or snuggling with someone special for extended periods, especially in a rompingly playful way. Suspected to have originated as a combination of "con" (with), "snuggle", and "undulate" (ripple, wave; as in the bodies of the two people involved)

On Valentine's Day, I wished I had a significant other to consnuggulate with.

by Derek February 14, 2004

oogle

a diragatory name for a person who hangs out with streetkids and thinks he or she is one but he has a place to go when it gets too cold or rough. Not a truly a streetkid or gutterpunk.

I hate that oogle, spare changing when you know that in two days he'll go home to his mom's house.

by derek January 17, 2004