derek's definitions

poofer

slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen

For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.

by derek April 24, 2004

rim burner

A fire burning sensation from the deepest depths of hell that feasts on your asshole, different theories for causes include, poor wiping, foods that spawn a hellacious shit,or in some cases even over wipeage

yoouch, i shouldnt have ate that other double decker with hot sauce , i got one hell of a rim burner : /

by Derek April 29, 2004

M.A.G

Male Ass Grabber

man u are a fuckin mag!

by derek November 19, 2003

big top

a word that has undefined characteristics, it is not a noun, verb, adjective, article, adverb, or preposition but can be used as any of them. It has no positive or negative connotation, but can be used to describe someone cool, or as a total fucking dumbass.

"Steve you fucking big top" or "Quit being such a big top, big top!"

by Derek October 25, 2004

leff

The most awesome possible way to say the word "left," as inspired by Thirst from those Sprite commercials.

"I'mma be ova heah on my leff...gettin' mah drink on!"

by Derek August 31, 2004

pancake

when you take your ball sack and put it over some ones face

a girl was giving me head and then i pancaked her.

by derek May 13, 2005

scroodle berry

a woman's clitoris her pleasure spot

i pleasured that woman's scroodle berry all night

by derek August 25, 2004