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by Derek October 29, 2003

Born Kristian Kvisling Larson Vikernes, Varg Vikernes was born in Norway, where he grew up in Bergen. He met Euronymous and with him started the Black Metal band Mayhem with the name Count Grishnackh. Varg Vikernes was at the forefront of the Black Metal Movement. He murdered Euronymous, and was sentenced to 21 years of prison for it. Burzum is the project of this lone man. From his prison cell, he wrote his book Vargsmal, an indepth analysis about everything from race, to heritage, to the world as a whole.
Varg seeks to rid the world of the Jewish and Christian anti-culture, reinstate the beauty, heritage, and purity of his homeland. He is a hero to his people.
Varg seeks to rid the world of the Jewish and Christian anti-culture, reinstate the beauty, heritage, and purity of his homeland. He is a hero to his people.
by Derek November 1, 2006

by Derek November 21, 2004

by derek December 1, 2004

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.
An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.
by Derek April 7, 2003

by Derek August 11, 2008

When ready to ejaculate.... pull ween out of preferable hole and aim up partner's nostril. Partner then shoots a snotrocket/semen out of her nose and into your mouth.
by derek February 6, 2005
