derek's definitions

Chikaboobage

Lettin chickens peck at your nipples

Yum Yum

by Derek September 2, 2003

WMCO

W.M.C.O. = What My Car On (try googling it)

man that is just to wmco

by Derek September 22, 2004

stump

a penis that is shorter than it is long
NOT A CHODE

Johnny tried to put his stump in her vagina, but couldn't make it passed her labia.

by derek May 17, 2003

unpoisoned

the name of a band...my band that is. i went out with this fucking bitchy-ass girl and broke up with her because she is like poison to the band...we needed to stay UNPOISONED! thats how we came up with our name.

dude, u should come see Unpoisoned tonight at Lupo's! they fucking kick ass!

by derek August 24, 2003

smashing herman

Sitting down on your nutsack really hard.

Man I just smashed herman again.

by Derek October 29, 2003

Beet

Beet means nothing, or everything. Everything good is Beet. Beet may also be used as a greeting, much like hello.

The word Beet has no association to the food Beet, or the word Beat. It originated from an ancient tribal dialect from the suburbs of Maple Ridge. BC, and is said to be as many as 7 years old. Not much is known about this mysterious language. except that it also includes the words Puu Maa Chuu Sheet Puuu Peet Baaa Daaa Booot Erm In Its and Ku.

Used as a greeting:
Derek says "Beet, what's up?"
Dan replies "Beet, not much"

Beet can also be used to describe something good. "How did you do on your test today?" "Beet"

or

"Damn, this new casino is Beet"

or

After winning the game of table hockey, Dan proclaims "You have been BEET!"

by Derek November 16, 2004

scroodle berry

a woman's clitoris her pleasure spot

i pleasured that woman's scroodle berry all night

by derek August 25, 2004