david's definitions

usy

a massive orgy for jewish teenagers

David went to usy and h.u with two girls at the same time

by david November 9, 2006

cumquat

cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn

shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.

by david September 23, 2004

pen/pin

Two words that people from the South of the United States mispronounce the same way. They always mispronounce ''pen'' as ''pin''. That's an incorrect pronunciation. ''pen'' is supposed to have the ''e'' sound in ''pet'' not the ''i'' sound in ''pit''.

Those Southerners have a problem with not distinguishing ''en/in'' and ''em/im'' and pronounce the words ''hem'' and ''him'', and ''pen'' and ''pin'' the same way which are correctly pronounced differently.

by David December 18, 2004

gayerer

Gayerer - if something is gayer than an object which has already been defined itself as gayer, it is gayerer

Emily is gayerer as she is gayer than a gay

by David January 9, 2005

hypoglocoma

Used during a loss prevention interview with an employee at a grocery store was accused of eating food with out making payment.

Well, you see, I had to eat, on account of my HypoGlocoma acting up.

by David January 6, 2005

mongos

large breasts on a female.

hey dogg this one biatch iwent out with had some titanic MONGOS!!!!!11

by david December 7, 2003

Hrm Hrm

The act of getting it on
See hooking up

Harry said to Sally, "Can we Hrm Hrm later?"

by David December 10, 2003