david's definitions

Lid

An insult without using foul language

u lid

by David May 7, 2003

gonk

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity

"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"

by david June 20, 2006

Ringu

A Japenese movie about an urban legend in which if you see a certain video, you will die in 7 days. See also The Ring

Remember in the English version of Ringu, when the reporter figures out how the tape works?

by David April 28, 2003

Antarctica

The only continent on Earth that's not owned by anyone and has no permanent population. It might one day be colonized and become a single country.

Antarctica is the coldest place on Earth.

by David December 7, 2003

Schenectady

An incurable affliction of the duodenum.

I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.

by David November 8, 2003

l33t

Meaning "Elite", which on the internet is spelled "31337". This was then shortened to "1337" or "l33t" and pronounced "Leet". A l33t is one who "pwns" (owns) "n00bs" (players who are bad at a particular game) all day long locked away in their dark room, perhaps hacking a mainframe or two. Closely associated with h4x0rz (hackers) that are good at what they do.

I am teh uber l33t h4x0r that will pwn all teh n00bs! w00t!

by David October 12, 2005

mainly retarded

an extremely idiotic or foolish state of being. Usually used by one moron to deride the intelligence of another. Derivation or corruption of mentally retarded.

Mike is such a dweeb; he is mainly retarded.

by David December 2, 2003