david's definitions

buckin bronco

When you are having anal sex with a girl, whisper in her ear you have AIDS and try to ride her like a raging bronco.

"I pulled a buckin bronco on her and she went nuts."

by david November 17, 2004

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.

I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.

by David October 31, 2003

Snerbs

Fully grown Fnord that lives in solitude. Dedicating themselves to the training of becoming a Snerbinator In sizes up to 5'10" and weighing as much as 135kg or 280lbs. they self educate through discarded magazines such as FHM, Playboy and Time. They masturbate frequently when not in training to form much needed callouses which enable them to grip various weapons.

Look at that huge Fnord over there.
Thats not a Fnord, thats a Snerb training, just look at the size of his right arm and those callouses.

by David November 18, 2004

route

Something one follows to guide them to a place they want to go. The proper way to pronounce ''route'' in America is ''rowt'' not ''root''. A root is a part of a plant. A route is something you follow.

I need to follow the bus route.

by David March 6, 2004

country music

A style of music which involves a guitar and drums and has someone who sings to the beat of softer music.

Clint Black
Alan Jackson

by David April 23, 2004

redeye

the act of showing someone your rosey clean anus; usually used as a taunt. See browneye

Ralph dropped his drawers, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a redeye.

by David December 2, 2003

diva

A particularly attractive woman, usually a glitzy young singer or other popular personality. Derives from the term "prima-donna," which is the main woman of an opera.

"I wish I was like her, she is such a diva."

by David December 15, 2004