david's definitions

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

spanking the monkey

Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.

I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.

by David October 27, 2003

Deppe

1. A mythical maiden who suffers from fears of attachment.

2. A fun-loving and caring midwesterner that has been placed in the Deep South and is making the best of every moment.

Last night I saw a Deppe and it was the best time ever. This Deppe took my keys away so I would not drive home drunk.

by David December 3, 2004

e-zine

A website following the style and subject matter of a "zine." The "E" is e-zine stands for "electronic," similar to the e in e-mail. "Zine" derives from the word "magazine."

"Have you seen his e-zine? It's friggin awesome."

by David December 15, 2004

G-Unit

For Christ's sake it's Guerilla Unit (like the fighter/soldier) NOT Gorilla Unit (like the animal).

G-Unit is da illest shit!

by David December 6, 2003

rake

to be good at something

I rake at video games. I raked you at basketball yesterday

by david February 27, 2005

Younto

"Do you want to" in West Virginian

Younto grab us some tourists from that there river and make 'em squeal like piggies?

by David November 8, 2003