david's definitions

Lart

1: a bloody fart (New Norberian English)
2: a callous or loathsome individual

(1) "The farting contest was going along swimmingly until april let rip a juicy lart"

(2) Keep your hands off the merchandise you pathetic little lart!

by David January 7, 2005

Domino

Badass X-Woman, usually working as a mercenary or outlaw "superhero," often alongside Cable. She has a milky-white complexion and a black, filled-in circle, tattooed around her eye; this was done while she was an infant. She has a "luck" power, and enhanced agility and strength. She can handle a gun, damned well.

"You know there’s a fine line between interrogation and torture. Don’t make me cross it."
-Domino

by David February 10, 2004

nutz hang

to sag yo pants down

"It a everyday thang if u let your nutz hang" lol

by David May 13, 2005

Walderbeast

Hairy northern animal with bitch tits

Matthew the walderbeast

by David February 17, 2004

Ultimate Frisbee

Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.

Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.

by David June 25, 2004

fubar

Yes, it is commonly known as "fucked up beyond all repair" or "all recognition." But I believe it was originally coined in the military, which has a penchant for acronyms, as "fouled up beyond all repair." You don't have to say "fucked." You can just say "fouled."

I can't hit the target because this rifle is FUBAR, Sir!

by David October 14, 2003

fidge

Fidging is the taking of free samples of fudge on a regular basis with no intention of buying.

"I'm off fidging later from the Fudge Kitchen"

by David October 23, 2004