david's definitions

Moonspell

A very good metal band, I recommend the album 'antidote'

Me: Hey, you know a band called Moonspell
Them: No
Me: Pulls out gas powered bazooka

by David May 13, 2005

Hayes

A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other

I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.

by David November 9, 2006

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.

I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.

by David October 31, 2003

diva

A particularly attractive woman, usually a glitzy young singer or other popular personality. Derives from the term "prima-donna," which is the main woman of an opera.

"I wish I was like her, she is such a diva."

by David December 15, 2004

stinko man

strong bad's counterpart in the japenese cartoon world. Is the guy. flies around in cool poses.

japenese cartoon HR: Hey, stinko man! Everyone says you're the guy! I want to be the guy too!

by david March 18, 2004

god dethroned

A heavy metal band who, as you can probably guess, Dont like God too well.

misc. albums: Bloody Blashemy, Lair of the white worm.

by David April 16, 2005

Younto

"Do you want to" in West Virginian

Younto grab us some tourists from that there river and make 'em squeal like piggies?

by David November 8, 2003