david's definitions

booby bang

The act of thrusting one's dick in between the rather larger breasts of female. Also called a titty fuck.

I booby banged my girlfriend last night.
Timmy's so fat he could booby bang himself.

by David June 18, 2006

forgasmic

Really absolutely totally enjoyable: fucking orgasmic

holy crap batman! Catwoman looks absolutely forgasmic !

by David November 21, 2004

my face

whatever blind non-seeing

insult to a friend

I dont care if you are better than me. my face!

by David February 16, 2005

neow

Neow (Yorkshire) mean's No. and it can also be an insult as been rejected.

First. Neow, nowt like that.
Second. ERRRRRRRRRRR NEOW

by David August 1, 2004

gizztacular

Adj. something so incredible, it causes massive ruptures in the groinal region.

That woman is gizztacular!

by David February 17, 2004

bloody sunday

eating out a woman while she is in the process of having a miscarriage

My girlfriend was having a miscarriage, so I decided to make it better for her by giving her a bloody sunday.

by David January 17, 2005

microwave oven

A device that heats up food very fast. Often shortened to ''microwave''.

I need to pop some popcorn in my microwave oven.

by David March 6, 2004