david's definitions

East Australian Current

surface oceanic current, a section of the counterclockwise flow in the Tasman Sea, southwestern Pacific Ocean. It is formed by water masses from the Coral Sea—equatorial water driven by monsoonal winds from January to March and eastward subtropical flow from April to December—which pass southeast between the Great Barrier and Chesterfield reefs (20° S latitude), paralleling…

their was no "coining" of anything by any movie, the EAC was discovered over 100 years ago

by david May 13, 2005

The Show-Me-Around

Something that one does with their hand in a moment of akwardness. (See Sinc Transit Gloria by Brand New.)

Shaking head to toe, while my left hand does the show-me-around...

by David March 18, 2004

tekken

A fighting game for the Playstation or Playstation 2 console. It has mixed reactions in people, for instance, some people don"t like the game because the characters fight like robots, or some people think it is the best fighting game ever.

Tekken is a fighting game, pure and simple.

by David August 16, 2005

World of warcraft

A mmorpg that seems to be attracting alot of controversy these days. Apparently addictive, but only if you have the will-power of a pet rock. Has a 15 dollar monthly fee, which is chump change if you're actually out of grade school and have a job. Even a minimum wage one will do. Contrary to popular beliefs, it is possible to carry on a normal life while actively playing this game. You can even reach the maximum level, because the game is so fast paced. Truly one of the best games ever if you are into online gaming and role playing strategy games.

"Hey man, you wanna play WoW for a while? I got some time to kill."

"Nah, I can't right now, I'm going to the gym with Jen in a few minutes. Have fun though"

by David May 13, 2005

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003

omgs

Bastardized form of omg, which is a bastardized form of oh! Often used by Asians with poor English (in my experience), but also used by others

Omgs, maybes I go to the market todays keke

by David May 13, 2005

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003