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Douchniffle

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.

Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!

by David May 24, 2004

punked out (synonym: herbed)

to be raped,esp.homosexually.(This usually refers to men).

The orderly looked at the prisoner and said,"Isn't that the guy who got punked out?"

by David January 13, 2004

stag

A socially accepted, cool way to say "I am a big loser who couldn't get a date, but need something shorter than this to answer peoples' question of 'Who are you going with?'

"Who are you going with?"
"I'm going stag"
"Oh...what a loser."
"I know."

by David May 6, 2005

Gonja

Sweet, sweet, Chiba! Also known as reefer, chron, and MJ.

David- Hey Shawn this gonja sure is hittin awesome!

Shawn- Hell yeah!

by David July 21, 2004

e-pimp

A electronic pimp. Some one who has the ability to have cyber sex with any one.

Dang Josh the E-Pimp had 10 girls have cyber sex with him i

by David January 28, 2005

mods

Plural for common name for tracked music. Can be many different file formats though not just .mod

Created by using a program called a trackerTypically tracked music or mod music appears on demos. demoscene

Mods are songs

by David April 27, 2004

maxa

Poilsh slang meaning to the max

Jarek kurwa ty jestesz ubrany na maxa

by David February 22, 2005