david's definitions

diva

A particularly attractive woman, usually a glitzy young singer or other popular personality. Derives from the term "prima-donna," which is the main woman of an opera.

"I wish I was like her, she is such a diva."

by David December 15, 2004

e-zine

A website following the style and subject matter of a "zine." The "E" is e-zine stands for "electronic," similar to the e in e-mail. "Zine" derives from the word "magazine."

"Have you seen his e-zine? It's friggin awesome."

by David December 15, 2004

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

homophobe

A word for people who hate homosexuals. Like anti-semitism, this word is illogical because there should, by this logic, be a word to define anybody who hates anything, such as, say, Catholics. But there isn't because it's only a word to throw at people and make them seem ignorant for disagreeing with something they see as wrong, no matter how reasonable their purpose is. Basically, this is an unneeded word.

"You're mad at me for not paying my bills? You're just a homophobe!"
--Gay roommate

by David December 16, 2004

pen/pin

Two words that people from the South of the United States mispronounce the same way. They always mispronounce ''pen'' as ''pin''. That's an incorrect pronunciation. ''pen'' is supposed to have the ''e'' sound in ''pet'' not the ''i'' sound in ''pit''.

Those Southerners have a problem with not distinguishing ''en/in'' and ''em/im'' and pronounce the words ''hem'' and ''him'', and ''pen'' and ''pin'' the same way which are correctly pronounced differently.

by David December 18, 2004

Ashanti

a woman who has true talent, who sang bomb on her songs,on her ashanit's christmas ( which pemiered on bet) who sang beautifully at her custom concert!!!

she just has a beautiful voice- i want fame her way

by David December 22, 2004

faggrivated

(adj.) the state of moral reproach once a person's thresh hold of tolerance for homosexual behavior has been surpassed

homophobia intolerance

Being dragged to watch "To Wong Foo - Thanks for Everything", Jerry was a trite faggrivated.

by David December 30, 2004