david's definitions

Hayes

A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other

I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.

by David November 9, 2006

bucks

Slang for dollars

It costs ten thousand bucks to buy that car.

by David January 15, 2004

Hrm Hrm

The act of getting it on
See hooking up

Harry said to Sally, "Can we Hrm Hrm later?"

by David December 10, 2003

redeye

the act of showing someone your rosey clean anus; usually used as a taunt. See browneye

Ralph dropped his drawers, pulled his butt cheeks apart and gave the girls a redeye.

by David December 2, 2003

talent

Euphemism for 'breasts'. Taken from the anime Sailormoon.

But I'm the one with the most talent!

by David January 14, 2004

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.

I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.

by David October 31, 2003

diva

A particularly attractive woman, usually a glitzy young singer or other popular personality. Derives from the term "prima-donna," which is the main woman of an opera.

"I wish I was like her, she is such a diva."

by David December 15, 2004