david's definitions

detroit tigers

Best Team to ever grace baseball as well as any other sport, won the world series 4x and participated in it 9 times, but has had one of the best records all time, in the lst decade they have not been fairing well to say the least but they showed they were on the rebound in '04, and should go far in '05, aka the pussycats when they are doing poorly,

The Detroit Tigers rock, everyone is wearing the old english D.
Hey are the Tigers going to the playoffs this year? You better count on it!

by David March 19, 2005

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004

Up Top

Something that is cool, as to evoke a high-five.

Jelly Bellies are up top!
Man, that girl is up top!
Did you see that?! That was up top!

by David March 4, 2004

vertebrate

An animal with a backbone. There are five classes of vertebrates. Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians are the five classes of vertebrates.

Humans are vertebrates. Insects are invertebrates.

by David March 6, 2004

clit bang

Ow!

Bang! Ow!

by David November 8, 2003

blazing blunts

means getting high, smoking maraijuana and getting high.

We were blazing blunts at the party all night man

by David November 4, 2003

roaddog

homies, best buddy, friend

yo roaddogg want to go chilled with the lady

by David February 26, 2004