craig's definitions

torpedo

Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.

Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?

by Craig October 29, 2002

chili whip

Adj. The act of a man slapping his penis across a womans face.

Fred CHILI WHIPed wilma with his prehistoric suasage.

by Craig October 30, 2002

ph33r

A synonym of ph34r.

ph33r my l33t skillz bi0tch!!!

by craig November 24, 2002

snuzzle

Similar to 'snuggle' but to do so with the intention of shagging

i jumped into bed and snuzzled her

by Craig January 2, 2003

down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm

why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH

by craig March 11, 2003

coitus interuptus

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.

Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

by craig March 11, 2003

after cum

the annoying part after you think your finished with the sex and cleaned up, a little bit more cums out

hey big boy didn't you clean up?
Yeah,
No you didn't look down
oh fuck

by craig March 11, 2003