craig's definitions

anorgasmic

incapable of an orgasm

dylon is anorgasmic

by craig March 12, 2003

Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

by Craig January 12, 2004

flying fuck

when you don't care at all about something

i don't really give a flying fuck about what you think... go fuck a horse!!

by craig March 12, 2003

Klay World

1. The world within ours. Inhabited by red and green but most commonly blue klaymen. These blobs of klay created by the one and only Knox.

2. Klay World is basically Robert Benfer's (Knox's) desk that he animates his awesome klaymations. Klay World is also the shortened term for his new full feature movie Klay World: Off the Table.

1. "It's the end of Klay World!"

2. Are you gonna be buying Knox's Klay World movie?

by Craig June 4, 2005

Ningy

To give Kate/KAT! Ningy, DAH!

Gently with your finger tips strumming Kates/KATS! back.

by Craig August 26, 2003

strapped

To equip ones self with one or more firearms.

See: heated

Also see: Balla Too understand the definition.



Example:

'Yo, man, you're gonna need to go get strapped up before we take out those Balla Shit!'

by Craig January 1, 2005

funk that shit

"fuck that shit" edited for younger audiences. See "fuck that shit" for definition.

Bobby dared me to see how high I could swing on the swingset. I said "funk that shit", I ain't doin' it.

by Craig January 26, 2004