craig's definitions

fouc

acronym for fuck off you cunt. combines a few of the strongest swear word in the english language. would only be used in writing, as saying this will have very little shock. see also net slang

oi, fouc

by craig February 16, 2004

jibbing

Normally a term in secondary schools in England seeing as most of the other definitions are nothing like what it means in school. It is the act of skipping lessons by hiding out somewhere usually in the school grounds. Most Jibbers usually are in groups of two to five. Jibbers are by no means bad kids, a lot of people jib the lessons they hate. Also if someone is off school for whatever reason then it is almost a necessity to say 'jibbing' when that person's name is called in the register, just to annoy the teacher.

Student 1: C'mon, it's French now.

Student 2: Nah. We're gonna jib French

by Craig April 29, 2005

boagan

A boagan is an aussie beer drinking bloke who wears tight jeans and a checked shirt and has a mullet

nobody likes a boagan
look at that dero boagan

by Craig March 1, 2005

do'h

simson waitschullies

simson waitschullies is d'oh!!!

by Craig February 3, 2004

chocolate chimney warrior

rear gunner, uphill gardener, marmite minor, fudge packer, sh1t stabber, 'bats for the other side', nob jockey, shirt lifter, toilet trader... etc etc

puts his penis in other mens anus'.

"...'Bob', is a chocolate chimney warrior..."

by craig January 16, 2004

clitrature

a woman, who all she talks about is sex,orgasms etc

that girl is so horny, she's a clitrature

by craig March 12, 2003

vocrapulary

The incessant transposure of letters while instant messaging

Craig says:
there is much centrifical feelings invovled
Dean J says:
what the yea dude yea yea dude
Craig says:
you clearly do not understand ... you developer
chris says:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES "invovled" MEAN
chris says:
i KEEP THINKING VUVLVA
chris says:
THATNKS
Craig says:
if your vocrapulary was any good, you would know what invovled means

by craig April 27, 2004