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clarky cat

Do you want another line of clarky cat?
by craig December 1, 2003
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trick-or-treat

American phenomenon that has infiltrated the UK over the last 20 years. When organised by adults the event results in sweet, fancy dressed children being given confectionery by random strangers whose houses the children have knocked on the doors of. However the reality is that groups of antisocial delinquents have an excuse to roam streets, threatening and intimidating anyone stupid enough to open their front doors to them and generally vandalise property and disturb the peace. It is the parents of these reprobates that think the idea is fun as they are completely unaware of the havoc their little darlings are causing. Another great American export. God Bless America, indeed.
Trick or treat? The trick is that I will throw an egg at your house and vandalise your garden. The treat is I'll do exactly the same, even if you give me some sweets.
by Craig November 1, 2004
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WMOM

White Males Oppressing Minorities
Craig, man, you just can't be part of the WMOM.
by Craig April 13, 2005
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sme

The love of my life. Since the first day i layed my eyes on him, i wanted to enter him, in a sexual manner.
by Craig March 27, 2003
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Digimon

Digimon (Digital Monsters)

A very good Japanese TV series and trading card game featuring some really cool monsters called Digimons. I liked the newer series's though I found the fact that the characters had the Digmon cards themselves a bit weird but it was good none the less. To some it was better than Poke'mon which actually came out AFTER Digimon was released in Japan. The movie was extremely cool and was done in such a way that seemed more real than the Series, not in the graphics or anything but just seemed... More real I suppose is the only way I can describe it? Anyway, the Digmons looked extremely cool with different stages of development and could temporarily 'Digivolve' into a more powerful form and unlike Poke'mon a lot of the monsters had weapons like arm mounted rocked launchers which made it a lot cooler to watch. Digimon was definitely my favourite trading card game (before I began collecting Magic the Gathering anyway) and I still have some of my favourite cards now. The Digimon series also produced a few video games which I never really played but I expect were quite good.
I can't think of a quote so I'll just say I think Digimon was the best Japanese TV series and card game I watched and played.
by Craig January 21, 2005
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snufter

A snufter is a small pot or container that has a nice, addictive almost drug-like smell in it.
C'mon give me another sniff of your snufter!
by craig May 7, 2004
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after cum

the annoying part after you think your finished with the sex and cleaned up, a little bit more cums out
hey big boy didn't you clean up?
Yeah,
No you didn't look down
oh fuck
by craig March 11, 2003
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