craig's definitions

vocrapulary

The incessant transposure of letters while instant messaging

Craig says:
there is much centrifical feelings invovled
Dean J says:
what the yea dude yea yea dude
Craig says:
you clearly do not understand ... you developer
chris says:
WHAT THE FUCK DOES "invovled" MEAN
chris says:
i KEEP THINKING VUVLVA
chris says:
THATNKS
Craig says:
if your vocrapulary was any good, you would know what invovled means

by craig April 27, 2004

clitrature

a woman, who all she talks about is sex,orgasms etc

that girl is so horny, she's a clitrature

by craig March 12, 2003

snufter

A snufter is a small pot or container that has a nice, addictive almost drug-like smell in it.

C'mon give me another sniff of your snufter!

by craig May 7, 2004

torpedo

Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.

Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?

by Craig October 29, 2002

ONS

One Night Stand

In the past month i've had 31 ONS's

by craig March 12, 2003

bar it

when you cant be bothered to do something

p1: we need to do work
p2: nah bar it!

by Craig June 27, 2003

jock

A term used by English people to insult a Scottishman.

I'm not going to that pub up in Glasgow, it's full of jocks!

Duh!

by Craig June 15, 2004