craig's definitions

flying fuck

when you don't care at all about something

i don't really give a flying fuck about what you think... go fuck a horse!!

by craig March 12, 2003

radical

This word describes something that is considered very good.

That trick was totally radical dude!

by craig May 6, 2004

Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

by Craig January 12, 2004

Double yoker

Cockney rhyming slang for joker.

"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders

by Craig August 27, 2004

the dogs bollocks

something that is super cool

man, the sex we had last night was the dogs bollocks!

by craig February 16, 2004

Foot Mouth

to unwillingly insert as much of your foot into your partners mouth during hot booty sex

Craig, get you smelly, cheesy, son of a bitch of a foot out of my mouth mumbles natalie with a mouth full of foot

by craig June 23, 2004

funk that shit

"fuck that shit" edited for younger audiences. See "fuck that shit" for definition.

Bobby dared me to see how high I could swing on the swingset. I said "funk that shit", I ain't doin' it.

by Craig January 26, 2004