craig's definitions

vacuuming

masturbation with a vacuum

why is there white stains on the vacuum?
cus james was vacuuming himself

by craig March 12, 2003

honey suckle

when you have honey slapped on your dick, then get a blow and have it sucked off

i got honey suckled

by craig March 12, 2003

tar and feathered

when some chucks a bucket of tar on you and then get a ripped up pillow hit around you. it is vertually impossible to get off. Usually happens on stag doos

your husband got tarred and feathered last nite

by craig March 12, 2003

dickrature

a dude who all he talks about is sex

stop talking dickrature

by craig March 12, 2003

anorgasmic

incapable of an orgasm

dylon is anorgasmic

by craig March 12, 2003

ONS

One Night Stand

In the past month i've had 31 ONS's

by craig March 12, 2003

erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

by craig March 12, 2003