craig's definitions

Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

by Craig January 12, 2004

Spacekitten

Noun
Name for a complete and utter bitch.

She is such a Spacekitten.

by Craig March 7, 2005

flying fuck

when you don't care at all about something

i don't really give a flying fuck about what you think... go fuck a horse!!

by craig March 12, 2003

radical

This word describes something that is considered very good.

That trick was totally radical dude!

by craig May 6, 2004

cude

Cude is a shortened version of cool dude! Or can be used to describe a cute dude.

Wow, he's cude!

by craig May 7, 2004

Spanner

Spanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses.

Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.

by Craig October 21, 2003

the dogs bollocks

something that is super cool

man, the sex we had last night was the dogs bollocks!

by craig February 16, 2004