craig's definitions

cude

Cude is a shortened version of cool dude! Or can be used to describe a cute dude.

Wow, he's cude!

by craig May 7, 2004

Spanner

Spanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses.

Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.

by Craig October 21, 2003

the dogs bollocks

something that is super cool

man, the sex we had last night was the dogs bollocks!

by craig February 16, 2004

Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

jock

A term used by English people to insult a Scottishman.

I'm not going to that pub up in Glasgow, it's full of jocks!

Duh!

by Craig June 15, 2004

Brother J

The frontman in the hip hop group, X Clan.

Brother J is an amazing emcee for X Clan.

by Craig April 8, 2005

Ningy

To give Kate/KAT! Ningy, DAH!

Gently with your finger tips strumming Kates/KATS! back.

by Craig August 26, 2003