161 definitions by craig

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004

Tit-Wank

also known as tit ride

wow her tits were so big i had to give her a tit ride

by craig January 26, 2005

Basticated

Totally Ka-nackard, when something is totally beyond repair or broken. Absolutely shafted! that is shafted meaning broken.

Damn my computer blew up with smoke and everything, its totally "basticated"

by craig September 21, 2004

roisin

river city character
kick ass character with a low manly voice who has some of the best scottish one liners on a scottish soap

"i love Roisin she is a legend, she is fierce"

"she is such a Roisin i love her!"

by craig January 26, 2005

neowinian

A member of the neowin.net community.

I am a Neowinian, you will ph33r meh, because I am teh own joo. Sure you might get laid, but I will hax0r jo0!

by craig July 4, 2004

honey suckle

when you have honey slapped on your dick, then get a blow and have it sucked off

i got honey suckled

by craig March 12, 2003

Cuckoo

Someone who has lost the plot and has no idea what time of day it is. Often talks incessantly about nothing in particular, regardless of whether you are listening to them or not. Also bonkers and hatstand.

You know Nichola King? She's totally cuckoo

by craig May 10, 2004