craig's definitions

shnutz

A word of German origin which means "to have ones nutsac covered in thunder mud" or "to have shitty nuts."

I shat myself so bad that I got shnutz.

by Craig November 3, 2003

chingas

to bother, complain, bitch, or f*#k.

No me chingas! - Quit bothering me !(just a tad bit stronger though)

by craig January 15, 2004

eat the cookie

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".

John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.

by Craig September 2, 2008

cham

To make the action of chewing on something hard, but without any teeth.

cham, chamming, chammed

The old bastard chammed as hard as he could on the Wether's Original, but it still fell out of his floppy hole.

by Craig April 10, 2004

gta

1. Grand Theft Auto, the crime of thieving a vehicle.

2. Grand Theft Auto. An extrememly popular and controversial video game series in which you take on the role of a character (character differs through-out the different games) and act out crimes whilst completing missions. The latest installment in the series, GTA San Andreas, is probably the best by far to most with many more things to do such as get girlfriends, burgle houses and a load of over crazy stuff. Also a great game if you like massacring people.

1. James was sent to jail for GTA.

2. Have you played GTA San Andreas.?

No, my mum says it depicts to much
violence and scenes of a sexual
nature.

.......?

by Craig December 31, 2004

Suyeto

suyeto means one boat

We came to America from Samoa on suyeto.

by Craig June 19, 2006

Ando

Fine strain of marijunana

This shit is totally Ando

by craig July 16, 2004