craig's definitions

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

by Craig July 7, 2004

snurpouart

A snurpouart is a mixture of the words - sneeze, burp, cough and fart. Meaning you do all of these at once... I wonder how it would sound?

Whoah! I never expected a snurpouart to sound like that!

by Craig June 15, 2004

heated

To equip ones self with one (or more) firearms.


Example:

'Man, go get heated and we'll meet up under the bridge to take out them useless exscuse for gangsters.'

by Craig January 1, 2005

coitus interuptus

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.

Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

by craig March 11, 2003

chili whip

Adj. The act of a man slapping his penis across a womans face.

Fred CHILI WHIPed wilma with his prehistoric suasage.

by Craig October 30, 2002

clackerwhacker

A term for an inexperienced gay male 'top'.

I met this great guy last night and took him home. He told me he had never fucked another guy before. I told him not to worry. I bent down and spread my cheeks and he tried to stick his cock up my arse but his lack of experience showed, as it took him several attempts to get it in the hole. He was a clackerwhacker!

by Craig October 10, 2004

honey suckle

when you have honey slapped on your dick, then get a blow and have it sucked off

i got honey suckled

by craig March 12, 2003