craig's definitions

resterauntulay

This is a word used when naming a child, it basically means I don't care what it's called so you decide!

Mother: I've always liked the name Mary for a girl...
Father: I've always like the name resterauntulay!

by craig May 7, 2004

Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

on her reds

when a woman is on her period

shes on her res, shes pissed off

by craig March 11, 2003

RnR

Rant and Rave
Craig's List

Seems as though there are a few rules that not everybody here is abiding by when posting a Rant n Rave.

by craig March 18, 2005

Cuckoo

Someone who has lost the plot and has no idea what time of day it is. Often talks incessantly about nothing in particular, regardless of whether you are listening to them or not. Also bonkers and hatstand.

You know Nichola King? She's totally cuckoo

by Craig May 10, 2004

chav dog

A dog that belongs to a chav. Breed invariably a Pitt Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier, Rottweiler or a cross of these breeds. The more dangerously over-playful they are, the more popular they seem to be.

At any time of day, on any council estate in the UK, you will see a chav and a chav dog. Steer clear.

by Craig September 10, 2004

There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!

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There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
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by craig May 9, 2004