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Ando

Fine strain of marijunana
by craig July 16, 2004
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scoom

Egotistical inbred highlander, closely related to the butt monkey
Oi scoom, what the f*ck you talking bout?????
by craig September 22, 2004
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jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.
Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.
by Craig April 29, 2005
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peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.
If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.
by Craig January 20, 2005
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tight

The word Tight can be used to mean Unfair.
Guy 1: Sorry I can't come out, I'm grounded.
Guy 2: That is so tight!
by craig May 6, 2004
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Moose Knuckle

N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.
Holy crap! That dude has hella Mosse Knuckle!
by Craig October 28, 2002
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ookie

Ookie that green bogey is ookie
by craig March 15, 2005
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