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Paddy

A Paddy is an Irishman. The traditional Irish name Patrick, used to be spelt Padrick in the slightly older days... Thus making the word Paddy.
Englishman: Hey Paddy! Paddy!
Irishman: Im going ta kill ya to be sure!
by Craig June 15, 2004
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big smoke

One of the Grove Street Families in GTA: San Andreas. Quite a funny character but as the game progresses you discover that him and another fellow GSF gangster, Ryder are selling and shipping drugs with the enemy gang.
I can't believe that BS would sell out on his homies.
by Craig April 20, 2005
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scoom

Egotistical inbred highlander, closely related to the butt monkey
Oi scoom, what the f*ck you talking bout?????
by craig September 22, 2004
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peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.
If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.
by Craig January 20, 2005
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clackerwhacker

A term for an inexperienced gay male 'top'.
I met this great guy last night and took him home. He told me he had never fucked another guy before. I told him not to worry. I bent down and spread my cheeks and he tried to stick his cock up my arse but his lack of experience showed, as it took him several attempts to get it in the hole. He was a clackerwhacker!
by Craig October 10, 2004
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lousie

by craig April 14, 2005
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chili whip

Adj. The act of a man slapping his penis across a womans face.
Fred CHILI WHIPed wilma with his prehistoric suasage.
by Craig October 30, 2002
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