craig's definitions
A dog that belongs to a chav. Breed invariably a Pitt Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier, Rottweiler or a cross of these breeds. The more dangerously over-playful they are, the more popular they seem to be.
At any time of day, on any council estate in the UK, you will see a chav and a chav dog. Steer clear.
by Craig September 10, 2004
Get the chav dogmug. Taken from the Borket Family of Ipswich in Australia who choose to breed internally so their family tree has no branches despite seeking medical advise against incest. Term hence used to describe an incredibly stupid act.
You Borket!
by Craig November 24, 2003
Get the Borketmug. Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!
by craig May 9, 2004
Get the There's a knife in my eye!mug. A lot of people who say "free Tibet!" and like to give a dollar to homeless people shop here. They talk of world peace and other hippy shit when in reality their $500 jeans were made in a sweat shop in china, when the money could have gone towards freeing Tibet!
I am so into reggay that i always shop here, I'm am SUCH a hipster! Despite the christian morals behind rastafarian, i smoke weed and am down with marley.
by Craig January 24, 2004
Get the urban outfittersmug. 
A meeting on Thursdays at a fucking amazing sports bar where men get together to talk about chicks, beer, and how much we hate school...oh yeah, and L/D Max.
by Craig April 1, 2005
Get the Aerospace Partymug. Totally Ka-nackard, when something is totally beyond repair or broken. Absolutely shafted! that is shafted meaning broken.
by Craig September 21, 2004
Get the Basticatedmug.