craig's definitions

lousie

a person called lousie

lousie is a person called louise

by craig April 14, 2005

Bipolar Disorder

A mental illness where the sufferer experiences episodes of depressed and manic states. During the depression periods the sufferer has feelings of worthlessness and deflation. Manic episodes are characterised by opposite thoughts, where the person can be hyperactive, talk very quickly, make rash decisions and be dominated by thoughts of sex. Often during these episodes the sufferer is unaware of what they are doing and will deny anything is wrong with them.

A girl I know called Nichola has Bipolar Disorder but she is unaware that her actions when she is manic make her unbearable to work with. Deep down I know that she is a sweet girl but she won't listen to any advice I give her. I wish she would seek help otherwise she will end up a very lonely individual

by Craig November 3, 2004

chili whip

Adj. The act of a man slapping his penis across a womans face.

Fred CHILI WHIPed wilma with his prehistoric suasage.

by Craig October 30, 2002

honey suckle

when you have honey slapped on your dick, then get a blow and have it sucked off

i got honey suckled

by craig March 12, 2003

professor x

A member of the hip hop group, X Clan

Professor X raps with X Clan.

by Craig April 8, 2005

scoom

Egotistical inbred highlander, closely related to the butt monkey

Oi scoom, what the f*ck you talking bout?????

by craig September 22, 2004

Scrumtralessent

1. Extremely tasty
2. That which is the most desired to be eaten.

Deep in the cold dark heart of space there was only one order of chicken teriaki floating in the abyss. This being the only food for 2,000 light years the crew knew it would be the most scrumtralessent meal they would have for weeks.

by craig February 3, 2005