craig's definitions

Hopai

It's a word you give to a person if he/she wants to take revenge on things that are goverment-based and illy run. a male hopai's roar is defined by a loud M16 like sound, which is likely to frighten away cool-minded little roachers when they least expect it (or when they're acting "cool").

A Hopai's prey is little lump-legged rap-loving third formers. Hopai's natural enermy is a Mrs. Burrows. She shoots sharp lawsuit papers out of her anus to catch her prey. Unfortunaly when it comes to catching a Hopai there's hardly any success, as the Hopai is very fast.

There has only been one Hopai that has ever existed. He goes by the code-name "Lance" or "Hopai".

by Craig March 16, 2004

indie

The stereotypical name for an individual, because some dumbass actually invented a stereotype for someone who belongs to no stereotype. An individual is someone who likes their own thing, maybe they skate, but like to wear a lot of black. Normally they dress in whatever fashion they like and do whatever they enjoy doing. They see that there is no need for so many people to belong to a stereotype, and will normally refer to themselves as normal as in their own eyes they don't belong to a stereotype, but to other idiots (usually townies) they do, and that stereotype is called indie.

Townie: Look at your long 'air, what are you, a skater?

Me: No, I'm not anything, I'm just normal.

Townie: So you is a indie, ay?

Me: Whatever you want to call it.

by Craig March 23, 2005

Paddy

A Paddy is an Irishman. The traditional Irish name Patrick, used to be spelt Padrick in the slightly older days... Thus making the word Paddy.

Englishman: Hey Paddy! Paddy!
Irishman: Im going ta kill ya to be sure!

by Craig June 15, 2004

heathpark

when someone plays all the games for a certain team

wow, that guy has done a heathpark this season

by Craig December 9, 2004

Monkey Cheese

A delicacy of the Ivory Coast, made from the fat of boiled monkeys. Known to the locals of Abidjan as Singe Fromage.

Get those monkeys on the boil, we're running out of monkey cheese.

by Craig October 13, 2004

big smoke

One of the Grove Street Families in GTA: San Andreas. Quite a funny character but as the game progresses you discover that him and another fellow GSF gangster, Ryder are selling and shipping drugs with the enemy gang.

I can't believe that BS would sell out on his homies.

by Craig April 20, 2005

Ando

Fine strain of marijunana

This shit is totally Ando

by craig July 16, 2004