craig's definitions

Boria

(n.) A want-to be pimp and player. He get even get play from his mamma.

There is a boria being turned down by another girl.

by craig March 30, 2003

bar it

when you cant be bothered to do something

p1: we need to do work
p2: nah bar it!

by Craig June 27, 2003

spire

the fine art of sex in the belly button

"yo dude, wanna spire me?"

by Craig February 3, 2004

whacks

n. masturbation, usually used in conjunction with 'run'.

Luck always runs whacks in the shower.

by Craig March 15, 2005

plummy

The word Plummy is used to explain great excitement or appreciation.

Wow! That was Plummy!

by craig May 6, 2004

roisin

river city character
kick ass character with a low manly voice who has some of the best scottish one liners on a scottish soap

"i love Roisin she is a legend, she is fierce"

"she is such a Roisin i love her!"

by craig January 26, 2005

Hopai

It's a word you give to a person if he/she wants to take revenge on things that are goverment-based and illy run. a male hopai's roar is defined by a loud M16 like sound, which is likely to frighten away cool-minded little roachers when they least expect it (or when they're acting "cool").

A Hopai's prey is little lump-legged rap-loving third formers. Hopai's natural enermy is a Mrs. Burrows. She shoots sharp lawsuit papers out of her anus to catch her prey. Unfortunaly when it comes to catching a Hopai there's hardly any success, as the Hopai is very fast.

There has only been one Hopai that has ever existed. He goes by the code-name "Lance" or "Hopai".

by Craig March 16, 2004