craig's definitions

erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

by craig March 12, 2003

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004

whizzle

a White guy with black qualities

Anyone by the name of Craige

by Craig December 11, 2003

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

by Craig July 7, 2004

coitus interuptus

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.

Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

by craig March 11, 2003

international ganja day

one of the grestest days. 20th April. 4/20. Smoke weed on this day!!!

dude whens it IGD?
20th april
thats 6months fuck it, lets light up

by craig March 12, 2003

Auce

Created by craig and jeffrey the most idiotic people ever create by god, it simply means the short version of awesome but uses the "sauce" with out the s therefore making the sauce sound without the S so thus leading to auce the most maddest thing in the world??? or not u stupid idiots why would u look up words anyway this is the stupidest site i have ever seen

"man that car is so auce???"

by craig April 11, 2005