161 definitions by craig

There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!

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There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
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by craig May 9, 2004

Monkey Cheese

A delicacy of the Ivory Coast, made from the fat of boiled monkeys. Known to the locals of Abidjan as Singe Fromage.

Get those monkeys on the boil, we're running out of monkey cheese.

by craig October 13, 2004

den

A fort made by a kid or a group of kids for them to hang out. A den is usually made out of large pieces of trash like old wooden planks and a tilet... Ok maybe not the toilet but I have seen one den like that!

Look at this den we built.

by craig May 7, 2004

icing the cake

During oral pleasure, jizzing in her hand, and spreading it on ur mates face area.

After she blew my shlong, i jizzed in my hand, and slapped that dirty slut in the face.

by craig November 11, 2004

Ando

Fine strain of marijunana

This shit is totally Ando

by craig July 16, 2004

loosey

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

by craig October 21, 2003

scoom

Egotistical inbred highlander, closely related to the butt monkey

Oi scoom, what the f*ck you talking bout?????

by craig September 22, 2004