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Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening
Petra: Me neither
Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler
Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
Petra: Me neither
Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler
Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
by cornfritter December 23, 2010
Get the wang jangler mug.noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the flankwanker mug.white filmy substance excreted from the end of my dong; similar in consistency to tapioca; also refered to as jism, mansauce, baby gravy, sperm, cum, wad, splooge, etc.
Neal: Celeste really made a lasting impression on me after our first date
Rory: how so?
Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert
Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper
Neal: Gosh, I'd say
Rory: how so?
Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert
Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper
Neal: Gosh, I'd say
by cornfritter October 27, 2010
Get the scrotioca mug.Noun. A female Halloween partygoer who adorns herself with a plentiful helpin o' baby gravy (sperm) on her face and proceeds to parade around the party spooking others.
Dude 1 (Dracula costume) -"have you seen Denise tonight? She indicated she would be in a funny costume"
Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"
Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"
Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"
Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"
by cornfritter October 17, 2010
Get the goop goblin mug.1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
by cornfritter December 7, 2010
Get the field sock mug.Clay: Hey Tyler, I hear your mom has been fishin for buckle bass and is in danger of catching her limit
Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
by cornfritter October 27, 2010
Get the buckle bass mug.the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off
Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences
Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work
Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...
Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work
Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...
by cornfritter December 22, 2010
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