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labia majora; enlarged vagina lip(s) as often seen hanging beneath promiscuous woman fun holes. These worn-out gutter sluts are usually found starring in low budget porns that involve multiple dongs - to include but not limited to those belonging to musk ox, rhino, common house cats, gorillas and german shepards
Nigel: I say old girl, why do you have sores on your pee curtain?
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
by cornfritter December 15, 2010
Get the pee curtain mug.noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the flankwanker mug.Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening
Petra: Me neither
Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler
Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
Petra: Me neither
Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler
Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
by cornfritter December 23, 2010
Get the wang jangler mug.Noun. A female Halloween partygoer who adorns herself with a plentiful helpin o' baby gravy (sperm) on her face and proceeds to parade around the party spooking others.
Dude 1 (Dracula costume) -"have you seen Denise tonight? She indicated she would be in a funny costume"
Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"
Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"
Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"
Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"
by cornfritter October 17, 2010
Get the goop goblin mug.white filmy substance excreted from the end of my dong; similar in consistency to tapioca; also refered to as jism, mansauce, baby gravy, sperm, cum, wad, splooge, etc.
Neal: Celeste really made a lasting impression on me after our first date
Rory: how so?
Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert
Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper
Neal: Gosh, I'd say
Rory: how so?
Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert
Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper
Neal: Gosh, I'd say
by cornfritter October 27, 2010
Get the scrotioca mug.The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.
Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"
Stacy: "why?"
Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."
Stacy: "crazy asshole"
Stacy: "why?"
Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."
Stacy: "crazy asshole"
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
Get the chokin the hogan mug.The belief that all persons of differing economic and societal levels are entitled to experiencing poop stains in their under pants. And, that it is inevitable that one day those with the largest, most ruddy brown stains, shall inherit positions of importance, increased levels of stink and power.
This dude at the gym is a strong supporter of skidmarxism as evidenced by his crap stained tighty whities hanging from his locker door.
by Cornfritter April 17, 2014
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