cornfritter's definitions

skidmarxism

The belief that all persons of differing economic and societal levels are entitled to experiencing poop stains in their under pants. And, that it is inevitable that one day those with the largest, most ruddy brown stains, shall inherit positions of importance, increased levels of stink and power.

This dude at the gym is a strong supporter of skidmarxism as evidenced by his crap stained tighty whities hanging from his locker door.

by Cornfritter April 17, 2014

low bang

verb. to fuck someone in a lower social class; during the middle ages this used to be the noblemans right

noun. a bieber-esque hairstyle worn by fucktards, these dipshits wear to tight tee shirts overlaid by flannel shirts and large amounts of silly bandz on their limp wrists

v. Sir John Bellaire: I believe I will travel to Yorkshire and have a right good low bang upon finishing my ale and roast mutton dinner

n. Kyle does not realize that his low bang style is leading to a beat down of the worst kind, when in the name of shit does that spoon chest think he will get around to cutting that?

by cornfritter October 28, 2010

mudgully

Noun. the result of wiping ones shitty asshole forward through the vaginal region

Dex: Have you noticed how terrible our PE teacher Ms Linderhoffer smells?

Tres: Yesssir

Dex: If I had to guess, I would say that she is more than likely sporting a funky mudgully

Tres: Word!

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

turd waddle

The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.

Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle

by cornfritter October 22, 2010

mustard stamp

the act of placing ones unwiped asshole on an unsuspecting persons forehead, the placee then grips the ears of the stampee forcing the forehead in a violently upwards motion resulting in a distinct seal of approval shitstain on the forehead; this move is typically performed whilst giving her the arabian goggles; the nature of ones feces must be such that the hue is mustard yellow in color and should be performed after ingesting large amounts of cole slaw, dill relish, saurkraut and copious amounts of Old Milwaukee.

Your mom most definitely did not appreciate the mustard stamp that I gave her last week....yet, I find humor in the fact that she has yet to clean it off???

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

rusty fucknuckle

typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it

Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.

by cornfritter April 14, 2011

buckle bass

another term for dick, wang, cock, wiener, meatlog, mandangler, skinflute, etc.

Clay: Hey Tyler, I hear your mom has been fishin for buckle bass and is in danger of catching her limit

Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters

by cornfritter October 27, 2010