cornfritter's definitions

chinball

a game involving my balls and your chin

Me: Hey come over here!

You: Wha....? Can't you see I am busy rubbing linament on my browneye.

Me: I have a surprise...it is commonly referred to by its hebrew name, chinball

You: Ok....here I is....SLAP.(my balls on your chin)...merry christmas you fucking loser!

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

schmogley

noun.

1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass

2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd

3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)

my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning

oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi

Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

chokin the hogan

The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.

Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"

Stacy: "why?"

Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."

Stacy: "crazy asshole"

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

slurpin jerkey

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener

For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

rusty tucan

the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off

Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences

Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work

Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...

by cornfritter December 22, 2010

scrote boy

n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad

1) According to Mrs Claus, Bartholomew is this years scrote boy

2) Steve's dad is such a scrote boy

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

rusty hoof nugget

a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound

Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?

Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem

Lil T: Sharesees?

by cornfritter December 21, 2010