cornfritter's definitions

chinball

a game involving my balls and your chin

Me: Hey come over here!

You: Wha....? Can't you see I am busy rubbing linament on my browneye.

Me: I have a surprise...it is commonly referred to by its hebrew name, chinball

You: Ok....here I is....SLAP.(my balls on your chin)...merry christmas you fucking loser!

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

goop goblin

Noun. A female Halloween partygoer who adorns herself with a plentiful helpin o' baby gravy (sperm) on her face and proceeds to parade around the party spooking others.

Dude 1 (Dracula costume) -"have you seen Denise tonight? She indicated she would be in a funny costume"

Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"

Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"

by cornfritter October 17, 2010

stank dangler

n. A piece of shit that has yet to be dislodged from ones anus hole. This often occurs when said poo is similar in consistency to that of peanut butter and the person wants not to wipe prior to releasing the turd into the bowl. The desire to forego wiping is brought about by one not wanting to wipe said asshole 30 - 50 times. Techniques employed in an effort to break off the rogue turd include, bouncing and pulling butt cheeks apart, and - as a last resort - severe straining and contraction of the stomach muscles.

Bernice: Girl, guess what I did last night?

Gina: What?

Bernice: I broke two blood vessels in my cornea tryin to dislodge a 3 pound stank dangler from my dirty booty hole

Gina: Wow! Did you save it?

by cornfritter December 16, 2010

bumdumpling

a piece of shit

Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage

by cornfritter January 3, 2011

old bone kenobi

noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.

Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!

Theo: Wha?

Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

chewdicka

noun. an extremely hairy girl - typically of italian or indian descent - who has a penchant for sucking on massive cocks... and, upon finishing the knobslob runs laps around the neighborhood screaming like a crazed wookie

Hey Steve, I never pegged your wife for a chewdicka, but now that she I see her running around the block, I see the accusations ring true

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

badunkaknuckle

Noun. Swollen, arthritic knuckle(s) that make the hand of the sufferer appear like an enflamed skin sack full of marbles.

Hey D'Quandray! Tell yo triflin ass granny to stop yankin my peter with her old gangly badunkaknuckle man hands, or I will bus'a cap in her social security collectin ass!

by cornfritter October 21, 2010