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The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.
Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle
by cornfritter October 22, 2010
Get the turd waddle mug.verb. to fuck someone in a lower social class; during the middle ages this used to be the noblemans right
noun. a bieber-esque hairstyle worn by fucktards, these dipshits wear to tight tee shirts overlaid by flannel shirts and large amounts of silly bandz on their limp wrists
noun. a bieber-esque hairstyle worn by fucktards, these dipshits wear to tight tee shirts overlaid by flannel shirts and large amounts of silly bandz on their limp wrists
v. Sir John Bellaire: I believe I will travel to Yorkshire and have a right good low bang upon finishing my ale and roast mutton dinner
n. Kyle does not realize that his low bang style is leading to a beat down of the worst kind, when in the name of shit does that spoon chest think he will get around to cutting that?
n. Kyle does not realize that his low bang style is leading to a beat down of the worst kind, when in the name of shit does that spoon chest think he will get around to cutting that?
by cornfritter October 28, 2010
Get the low bang mug.n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
Get the scrote boy mug.a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound
Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?
Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem
Lil T: Sharesees?
Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem
Lil T: Sharesees?
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
Get the rusty hoof nugget mug.Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening
Petra: Me neither
Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler
Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
Petra: Me neither
Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler
Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
by cornfritter December 23, 2010
Get the wang jangler mug.noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the flankwanker mug.the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off
Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences
Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work
Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...
Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work
Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...
by cornfritter December 22, 2010
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