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For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
Get the slurpin jerkey mug.labia majora; enlarged vagina lip(s) as often seen hanging beneath promiscuous woman fun holes. These worn-out gutter sluts are usually found starring in low budget porns that involve multiple dongs - to include but not limited to those belonging to musk ox, rhino, common house cats, gorillas and german shepards
Nigel: I say old girl, why do you have sores on your pee curtain?
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
by cornfritter December 15, 2010
Get the pee curtain mug.dog shit with peanuts in it typically found in the yards of dog owners who are either incapable of cleaning said poo up or simply like the odor and decor that said crap brings to their dwelling
I am packaging yard snickers so that I may send gifts to family this holiday season...after all times are tough and its the thought that counts.....Merry Christmas mother fuckers!
by cornfritter December 3, 2010
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Get the craptapper mug.waxy shit consistency caused by constipation and the ingesting of large amounts of candy corn, twizzlers, peeps, and egg-nog; also caused by one shoving to many sugar babies up the rectum
I have placed a 14" long log of asstaffy on a paper plate and set it upon Mrs. Hernandez's desk....I am nervous and it is my sincerest hope that I ace my Espanol final.....she is the only thing standing between my and acceptance to community college....fiesta time!
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
Get the asstaffy mug.1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
by cornfritter December 7, 2010
Get the field sock mug.to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)
Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"
Clark: "why I oughta"
Clark: "why I oughta"
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
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