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flankwanker

noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally
Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?

Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
mugGet the flankwankermug.

bung oven

a sleeping bag filled with hot methane that has been exhaled from ones anus
Boy Scout Leader Bill: "have you gone to the cabin to wake up the boys yet?, you know it is fishing day"

Boy Scout Leader Eric: "hell no, I am not going in there with all those damn bung ovens"
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
mugGet the bung ovenmug.

buttputty

a thicker version of anal lube, often peanut butter
Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
mugGet the buttputtymug.

rusty fucknuckle

typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it
Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.
by cornfritter April 14, 2011
mugGet the rusty fucknucklemug.

tote the scrot

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)
Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
mugGet the tote the scrotmug.

tonsil tapping

the act of ramming your hard penis into anothers mouth so that the head makes vigorous contact with the back of the throat/ tonsil region...may result in a gag reflex of recipient
Terrences' mother enjoys me tonsil tapping her old saggy nutslurping ass
by cornfritter November 22, 2010
mugGet the tonsil tappingmug.

scrotioca

white filmy substance excreted from the end of my dong; similar in consistency to tapioca; also refered to as jism, mansauce, baby gravy, sperm, cum, wad, splooge, etc.
Neal: Celeste really made a lasting impression on me after our first date

Rory: how so?

Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert

Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper

Neal: Gosh, I'd say
by cornfritter October 27, 2010
mugGet the scrotiocamug.

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