cornfritter's definitions

tote the scrot

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)

Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

tonsil tapping

the act of ramming your hard penis into anothers mouth so that the head makes vigorous contact with the back of the throat/ tonsil region...may result in a gag reflex of recipient

Terrences' mother enjoys me tonsil tapping her old saggy nutslurping ass

by cornfritter November 22, 2010

flankwanker

noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally

Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?

Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)

Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....

by cornfritter December 23, 2010

mustard stamp

the act of placing ones unwiped asshole on an unsuspecting persons forehead, the placee then grips the ears of the stampee forcing the forehead in a violently upwards motion resulting in a distinct seal of approval shitstain on the forehead; this move is typically performed whilst giving her the arabian goggles; the nature of ones feces must be such that the hue is mustard yellow in color and should be performed after ingesting large amounts of cole slaw, dill relish, saurkraut and copious amounts of Old Milwaukee.

Your mom most definitely did not appreciate the mustard stamp that I gave her last week....yet, I find humor in the fact that she has yet to clean it off???

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

facenad

A facebook profile pic featuring a close-up view of one human testicle

Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head

by cornfritter January 13, 2011

yard snicker

dog shit with peanuts in it typically found in the yards of dog owners who are either incapable of cleaning said poo up or simply like the odor and decor that said crap brings to their dwelling

I am packaging yard snickers so that I may send gifts to family this holiday season...after all times are tough and its the thought that counts.....Merry Christmas mother fuckers!

by cornfritter December 3, 2010