cornfritter's definitions

chewdicka

noun. an extremely hairy girl - typically of italian or indian descent - who has a penchant for sucking on massive cocks... and, upon finishing the knobslob runs laps around the neighborhood screaming like a crazed wookie

Hey Steve, I never pegged your wife for a chewdicka, but now that she I see her running around the block, I see the accusations ring true

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

badunkaknuckle

Noun. Swollen, arthritic knuckle(s) that make the hand of the sufferer appear like an enflamed skin sack full of marbles.

Hey D'Quandray! Tell yo triflin ass granny to stop yankin my peter with her old gangly badunkaknuckle man hands, or I will bus'a cap in her social security collectin ass!

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

old bone kenobi

noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.

Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!

Theo: Wha?

Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)

Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....

by cornfritter December 23, 2010

stank hanky

n. a piece of cloth used to clean ones genitalia of residual intercourse fluids and/ or excrement

Whilst in Geomotry, Mrs Skelton sneezed... being of courteous nature and dubious upbringing, I offered her my stank hanky....to which she generously accepted (little did she know it was laden with multiple weeks worth of my girlfriends anal juices at differing stages of dryness)....teach her to give me a C

by cornfritter December 29, 2010

bumdumpling

a piece of shit

Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage

by cornfritter January 3, 2011

Spoogebob Fudgepants

a sexually deviant act performed by a man (first name: Robert) on a woman whereas the woman proceeds to shit her pants (whilst wearing them) and the man shoots his hot baby-gravy on said shat pants, the woman then proceeds to clean off the Fudgepants by consuming the mixture using only a wooden spoon.

I picked up this chick at Target and gave her the Spoogebob Fudgepants in the dressing room.....she had a lot of nerve, didn't even thank me and sheees did that joint smell

by cornfritter December 29, 2010