cornfritter's definitions

buttputty

a thicker version of anal lube, often peanut butter

Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

craptapper

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.

Elton John is a piano playin craptapper

by cornfritter July 22, 2012

asstaffy

waxy shit consistency caused by constipation and the ingesting of large amounts of candy corn, twizzlers, peeps, and egg-nog; also caused by one shoving to many sugar babies up the rectum

I have placed a 14" long log of asstaffy on a paper plate and set it upon Mrs. Hernandez's desk....I am nervous and it is my sincerest hope that I ace my Espanol final.....she is the only thing standing between my and acceptance to community college....fiesta time!

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)

Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....

by cornfritter December 23, 2010

Spoogebob Fudgepants

a sexually deviant act performed by a man (first name: Robert) on a woman whereas the woman proceeds to shit her pants (whilst wearing them) and the man shoots his hot baby-gravy on said shat pants, the woman then proceeds to clean off the Fudgepants by consuming the mixture using only a wooden spoon.

I picked up this chick at Target and gave her the Spoogebob Fudgepants in the dressing room.....she had a lot of nerve, didn't even thank me and sheees did that joint smell

by cornfritter December 29, 2010

rusty tucan

the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off

Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences

Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work

Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...

by cornfritter December 22, 2010

git da guts

slang for a male person to place his penis inside of a female persons vagina and proceed to pump said penis in & out increasing in both speed and friction. Male must possess sufficienct length as to "bottom out" and hit guts

Yo my nigga...Bonequeshquesh be a straight up freak, she be lovin me when I git da guts....no what ahmsayin?

by cornfritter December 14, 2010