by cornfritter July 22, 2012
Get the craptappermug. the act of placing ones unwiped asshole on an unsuspecting persons forehead, the placee then grips the ears of the stampee forcing the forehead in a violently upwards motion resulting in a distinct seal of approval shitstain on the forehead; this move is typically performed whilst giving her the arabian goggles; the nature of ones feces must be such that the hue is mustard yellow in color and should be performed after ingesting large amounts of cole slaw, dill relish, saurkraut and copious amounts of Old Milwaukee.
Your mom most definitely did not appreciate the mustard stamp that I gave her last week....yet, I find humor in the fact that she has yet to clean it off???
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
Get the mustard stampmug. Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head
by cornfritter January 13, 2011
Get the facenadmug. Noun. A female Halloween partygoer who adorns herself with a plentiful helpin o' baby gravy (sperm) on her face and proceeds to parade around the party spooking others.
Dude 1 (Dracula costume) -"have you seen Denise tonight? She indicated she would be in a funny costume"
Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"
Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"
Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"
Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"
by cornfritter October 17, 2010
Get the goop goblinmug. white filmy substance excreted from the end of my dong; similar in consistency to tapioca; also refered to as jism, mansauce, baby gravy, sperm, cum, wad, splooge, etc.
Neal: Celeste really made a lasting impression on me after our first date
Rory: how so?
Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert
Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper
Neal: Gosh, I'd say
Rory: how so?
Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert
Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper
Neal: Gosh, I'd say
by cornfritter October 27, 2010
Get the scrotiocamug. 1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
by cornfritter December 7, 2010
Get the field sockmug. Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage
by cornfritter January 3, 2011
Get the bumdumplingmug.