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The belief that all persons of differing economic and societal levels are entitled to experiencing poop stains in their under pants. And, that it is inevitable that one day those with the largest, most ruddy brown stains, shall inherit positions of importance, increased levels of stink and power.
This dude at the gym is a strong supporter of skidmarxism as evidenced by his crap stained tighty whities hanging from his locker door.
by Cornfritter April 17, 2014
Get the skidmarxism mug.Me: Hey come over here!
You: Wha....? Can't you see I am busy rubbing linament on my browneye.
Me: I have a surprise...it is commonly referred to by its hebrew name, chinball
You: Ok....here I is....SLAP.(my balls on your chin)...merry christmas you fucking loser!
You: Wha....? Can't you see I am busy rubbing linament on my browneye.
Me: I have a surprise...it is commonly referred to by its hebrew name, chinball
You: Ok....here I is....SLAP.(my balls on your chin)...merry christmas you fucking loser!
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
Get the chinball mug.typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it
Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.
by cornfritter April 14, 2011
Get the rusty fucknuckle mug.Clay: Hey Tyler, I hear your mom has been fishin for buckle bass and is in danger of catching her limit
Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
by cornfritter October 27, 2010
Get the buckle bass mug.the act of placing ones unwiped asshole on an unsuspecting persons forehead, the placee then grips the ears of the stampee forcing the forehead in a violently upwards motion resulting in a distinct seal of approval shitstain on the forehead; this move is typically performed whilst giving her the arabian goggles; the nature of ones feces must be such that the hue is mustard yellow in color and should be performed after ingesting large amounts of cole slaw, dill relish, saurkraut and copious amounts of Old Milwaukee.
Your mom most definitely did not appreciate the mustard stamp that I gave her last week....yet, I find humor in the fact that she has yet to clean it off???
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
Get the mustard stamp mug.The act of tightly gripping your balls with one hand - vigorously pulling them downward - then using your other hand to pull your dong (aka lil hulkster) upward, all whilst spoutin some mad WWE talk like you was challengin Ric Flair to a smackdown. For maximum reaction, perform this move in large open public places such as malls, coffee shops and/ or local parks.
Felicia: "OMG, I am beyond embarrassment"
Stacy: "why?"
Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."
Stacy: "crazy asshole"
Stacy: "why?"
Felicia: "David was out all last night at the roller rink chokin the hogan, that alone would not have been so bad but he had just shaved a Nike swoosh and a TW symbol in his nut hairs."
Stacy: "crazy asshole"
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
Get the chokin the hogan mug.Dex: Have you noticed how terrible our PE teacher Ms Linderhoffer smells?
Tres: Yesssir
Dex: If I had to guess, I would say that she is more than likely sporting a funky mudgully
Tres: Word!
Tres: Yesssir
Dex: If I had to guess, I would say that she is more than likely sporting a funky mudgully
Tres: Word!
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
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