cornfritter's definitions

goop goblin

Noun. A female Halloween partygoer who adorns herself with a plentiful helpin o' baby gravy (sperm) on her face and proceeds to parade around the party spooking others.

Dude 1 (Dracula costume) -"have you seen Denise tonight? She indicated she would be in a funny costume"

Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"

Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"

by cornfritter October 17, 2010

wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)

Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....

by cornfritter December 23, 2010

bumdumpling

a piece of shit

Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage

by cornfritter January 3, 2011

stank hanky

n. a piece of cloth used to clean ones genitalia of residual intercourse fluids and/ or excrement

Whilst in Geomotry, Mrs Skelton sneezed... being of courteous nature and dubious upbringing, I offered her my stank hanky....to which she generously accepted (little did she know it was laden with multiple weeks worth of my girlfriends anal juices at differing stages of dryness)....teach her to give me a C

by cornfritter December 29, 2010

mustard stamp

the act of placing ones unwiped asshole on an unsuspecting persons forehead, the placee then grips the ears of the stampee forcing the forehead in a violently upwards motion resulting in a distinct seal of approval shitstain on the forehead; this move is typically performed whilst giving her the arabian goggles; the nature of ones feces must be such that the hue is mustard yellow in color and should be performed after ingesting large amounts of cole slaw, dill relish, saurkraut and copious amounts of Old Milwaukee.

Your mom most definitely did not appreciate the mustard stamp that I gave her last week....yet, I find humor in the fact that she has yet to clean it off???

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

bung oven

a sleeping bag filled with hot methane that has been exhaled from ones anus

Boy Scout Leader Bill: "have you gone to the cabin to wake up the boys yet?, you know it is fishing day"

Boy Scout Leader Eric: "hell no, I am not going in there with all those damn bung ovens"

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

mudgully

Noun. the result of wiping ones shitty asshole forward through the vaginal region

Dex: Have you noticed how terrible our PE teacher Ms Linderhoffer smells?

Tres: Yesssir

Dex: If I had to guess, I would say that she is more than likely sporting a funky mudgully

Tres: Word!

by cornfritter October 26, 2010