A rural area designated for burnination.
May be sparsely populated with thatched-roof cottages and peasants.
May be sparsely populated with thatched-roof cottages and peasants.
Trogdor burninated the countryside.
by KG March 20, 2003
Burninating THE COUNTRYSIDE, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people, and their THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!
by Sabinite, Third Spawn of Figaro March 29, 2003
by Olly Moss April 3, 2003
by OrAnGe PiE FaNaTiC April 13, 2004
by agereein July 27, 2003
Unlike city chavs the countryside chav is secretly middle class but acts like hes hard. Their hobbies include fucking 13 year olds and generally being a massive dick. They are usually a little chubby, their fat seeps from their adidas tracksuits. Surprise, surprise they are all white cunts. They are disliked and often disowned from their parents.
tom: what is that tracksuit guy doing fucking those minors
his friend: Don't worry thats just a countryside chav, he has no friends or family.
his friend: Don't worry thats just a countryside chav, he has no friends or family.
by JoeMAMA'SASS November 1, 2019
The "countryside alliance" are a body of people, including a significant number of violent yobs, who parade at every given opportunity claiming to represent the rural population of Britain. What they are actually interested in is preserving the right of cretins to ponce around draped in guns, and of equally sad people to fart around on horses dressed in pink. Meanwhile, the REAL rural issues, like housing, lack of transport infrastructure, employment opportunities etc, are conveniently ignored. Research shows that the rural population is as equally divided on the issue of hunting as the urban, so to describe themselves as a pressure group for rural issues is an arrogant yet accurate reflection of the kind of fucktard who joins a group like this. It could be argued that for a person to want to own a gun should automatically preclude them being allowed to.
by Southern Uplander May 1, 2008