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1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
by cornfritter December 7, 2010
Get the field sock mug.Noun. Swollen, arthritic knuckle(s) that make the hand of the sufferer appear like an enflamed skin sack full of marbles.
Hey D'Quandray! Tell yo triflin ass granny to stop yankin my peter with her old gangly badunkaknuckle man hands, or I will bus'a cap in her social security collectin ass!
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the badunkaknuckle mug.noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.
Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the old bone kenobi mug.noun. an extremely hairy girl - typically of italian or indian descent - who has a penchant for sucking on massive cocks... and, upon finishing the knobslob runs laps around the neighborhood screaming like a crazed wookie
Hey Steve, I never pegged your wife for a chewdicka, but now that she I see her running around the block, I see the accusations ring true
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the chewdicka mug.labia majora; enlarged vagina lip(s) as often seen hanging beneath promiscuous woman fun holes. These worn-out gutter sluts are usually found starring in low budget porns that involve multiple dongs - to include but not limited to those belonging to musk ox, rhino, common house cats, gorillas and german shepards
Nigel: I say old girl, why do you have sores on your pee curtain?
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
by cornfritter December 15, 2010
Get the pee curtain mug.dog shit with peanuts in it typically found in the yards of dog owners who are either incapable of cleaning said poo up or simply like the odor and decor that said crap brings to their dwelling
I am packaging yard snickers so that I may send gifts to family this holiday season...after all times are tough and its the thought that counts.....Merry Christmas mother fuckers!
by cornfritter December 3, 2010
Get the yard snicker mug.Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
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