cornfritter's definitions

craptapper

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.

Elton John is a piano playin craptapper

by cornfritter July 22, 2012

asstaffy

waxy shit consistency caused by constipation and the ingesting of large amounts of candy corn, twizzlers, peeps, and egg-nog; also caused by one shoving to many sugar babies up the rectum

I have placed a 14" long log of asstaffy on a paper plate and set it upon Mrs. Hernandez's desk....I am nervous and it is my sincerest hope that I ace my Espanol final.....she is the only thing standing between my and acceptance to community college....fiesta time!

by cornfritter December 21, 2010

yard snicker

dog shit with peanuts in it typically found in the yards of dog owners who are either incapable of cleaning said poo up or simply like the odor and decor that said crap brings to their dwelling

I am packaging yard snickers so that I may send gifts to family this holiday season...after all times are tough and its the thought that counts.....Merry Christmas mother fuckers!

by cornfritter December 3, 2010

pee curtain

labia majora; enlarged vagina lip(s) as often seen hanging beneath promiscuous woman fun holes. These worn-out gutter sluts are usually found starring in low budget porns that involve multiple dongs - to include but not limited to those belonging to musk ox, rhino, common house cats, gorillas and german shepards

Nigel: I say old girl, why do you have sores on your pee curtain?

Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio

by cornfritter December 15, 2010

buttputty

a thicker version of anal lube, often peanut butter

Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

buckle bass

another term for dick, wang, cock, wiener, meatlog, mandangler, skinflute, etc.

Clay: Hey Tyler, I hear your mom has been fishin for buckle bass and is in danger of catching her limit

Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters

by cornfritter October 27, 2010

rusty fucknuckle

typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it

Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.

by cornfritter April 14, 2011