2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.
2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.
Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.