scrotioca 

white filmy substance excreted from the end of my dong; similar in consistency to tapioca; also refered to as jism, mansauce, baby gravy, sperm, cum, wad, splooge, etc.

Neal: Celeste really made a lasting impression on me after our first date

Rory: how so?

Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert

Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper

Neal: Gosh, I'd say

scrotioca by cornfritter October 27, 2010

scrotocol 

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.

If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.

scrotocol by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.

After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.

Scroticure by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012

scrotismal 

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

scrotismal by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Scroticular 

of or pertaining to the scrotum

When Bill sat on his nuts, he pinched a scroticular nerve

Scroticular by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003

Scroticles 

(noun) The scrotal/testicular region.

\"Pinky was a nice cat, until he bit me in the scroticles.\"

Scroticles by LittleSam April 26, 2005

Scrotocop 

A cop carrying a device similar to some sort of enlarged garden tool intended to remove the scrotum from perpetrators. Scrotocops are the most dangerous and unpredictable law enforcers when armed.

Run bitch it's the Scrotocops!

Bill was called last week down to the Scrotocop H.Q.

Scrotocop by Tom Main October 5, 2003