colin's definitions

Bwahahaha!

Improper use of the much maligned correct Muahahaha. Often used with much gusto in place of actual intelligence.

Please see Muahahaha.

I ate the eggs....Bwahahaha

by Colin April 9, 2004

Dirty Rockefeller

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you defecate in her shoes and immediately leave after the act, yelling "Dirty Rockefeller" as you pass through the door.

"I thought he was a really nice guy until he left me that dirty rockefeller..."

by Colin March 25, 2008

beleagured

When someone sees problems everywhere that are amusing to more normal folks, then they are said to be beleagured

Often used as a Noun for one with crazy ideas.

Its the beleagured Josh Horie. Hes WHACK!

by colin January 19, 2005

quirbait

another name for a fag,homo,quir, just more os a stiff diss

what the fuck are you looking at quirbait?

by colin November 21, 2003

whois

A command commonly used on IRC, other chat proggies, or a lan based network.. usually displays a users IP address, idle time, ISP, and channel activity

/whois jon

Jon: 255.255.255.5 Socal.rr.com
#care @#gtfo

by Colin October 20, 2003

wife

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

by colin February 25, 2004

Git

A pregnant Camel

That is a git

by Colin September 14, 2003