colin's definitions

Religious fundamentalist

Usually Christians - like to shove religion down other's throats - usually anti-choice. See Holier-Than-Thou.

Oh shit! Here come a bunch o' fundamentalists! Hide the contaceptives!

by Colin October 10, 2003

WARDY

a individual that is high in rank. Has all the respect of his/her fellow people.

"Yo wardy got his head check and don't need to earn respect"

by colin November 18, 2003

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

cruuuu

to crush something

Jermy was being gay so I cruuuuded his che.

by Colin October 24, 2003

Dirty Rockefeller

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you defecate in her shoes and immediately leave after the act, yelling "Dirty Rockefeller" as you pass through the door.

"I thought he was a really nice guy until he left me that dirty rockefeller..."

by Colin March 25, 2008

beleagured

When someone sees problems everywhere that are amusing to more normal folks, then they are said to be beleagured

Often used as a Noun for one with crazy ideas.

Its the beleagured Josh Horie. Hes WHACK!

by colin January 19, 2005

Bwahahaha!

Improper use of the much maligned correct Muahahaha. Often used with much gusto in place of actual intelligence.

Please see Muahahaha.

I ate the eggs....Bwahahaha

by Colin April 9, 2004