colin's definitions

Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 26, 2004

sasi backup

1) An ethnic friend, generally female, who stands behind you and sasses your detractors whenever they are encoutnered.

2) Something generally heard over the loudspeakers at chatham high school. Nobody really knows what it means, but your life is never the same once you've heard it.

The sasi backup will begin in 5 minutes.

Oh yeah, that girl was getting all up in my face, but my sasi backup, Laura the Fexican, out sassed her hoe ass.

by Colin March 26, 2005

WARDY

a individual that is high in rank. Has all the respect of his/her fellow people.

"Yo wardy got his head check and don't need to earn respect"

by colin November 18, 2003

Religious fundamentalist

Usually Christians - like to shove religion down other's throats - usually anti-choice. See Holier-Than-Thou.

Oh shit! Here come a bunch o' fundamentalists! Hide the contaceptives!

by Colin October 10, 2003

Dirty Rockefeller

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you defecate in her shoes and immediately leave after the act, yelling "Dirty Rockefeller" as you pass through the door.

"I thought he was a really nice guy until he left me that dirty rockefeller..."

by Colin March 25, 2008

beleagured

When someone sees problems everywhere that are amusing to more normal folks, then they are said to be beleagured

Often used as a Noun for one with crazy ideas.

Its the beleagured Josh Horie. Hes WHACK!

by colin January 19, 2005

quirbait

another name for a fag,homo,quir, just more os a stiff diss

what the fuck are you looking at quirbait?

by colin November 21, 2003