bart's definitions

piet

it's a holiday something in holland with a guy called sinterklaas and his nigger friends pieten

sint and piet walk on the roof

by bart November 14, 2003

flake

Irish slang word for a violent punch or slap.

That bollix was annoying the shit out of me so I hit him a flake.

by bart September 28, 2004

Jisim

Sperm, ejaculate, warm cum that oozes from a juicy cock.

I like to swallow jisim when I go down on my lovers.

by Bart June 4, 2003

government artist

Jobless individual depending on their income from the state, i.e they 'draw' the dole.

A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?

B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.

A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.

by bart September 23, 2004

Sneaky Snake

One who creeps through the grass on his soft under-belly.

Sneaky Snake is creaping up alongside the truck. Guess it's time to do a little snake-huntin!!

by Bart July 1, 2003

snake

A cock.

"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."

by Bart June 5, 2003

s.o.b

son of a bitch

ur an s.o.b

by bart September 3, 2003