bart's definitions

Relayed

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by Bart June 12, 2003

chime

To invite yourself into a conversation. to chime in, to come in with being invited etc. May be told to chime out, if you chimed in

josh: hi rick
rick; hey slong
josh: what u do on the weekend
*chris runs up and stands inbetween them both and says*
chris: i went on the boat
rick: chime out chris

by Bart September 30, 2003

Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 4, 2003

Sneaky Snake

One who creeps through the grass on his soft under-belly.

Sneaky Snake is creaping up alongside the truck. Guess it's time to do a little snake-huntin!!

by Bart July 1, 2003

Jisim

Sperm, ejaculate, warm cum that oozes from a juicy cock.

I like to swallow jisim when I go down on my lovers.

by Bart June 4, 2003

make out

To engage in the sort of sexual banter witnessed in such 70s and 80s cinematic juggernauts like "Pretty In Pink," "St. Elmo's Fire" or anything else starring Molly Ringwald and / or a song by the Psychedelic Furs.

"Dude, did dhe make out with Ducky? Nah, man... he got to first with Blaine though."

by Bart June 17, 2003

tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004