Definitions by bart

tan 

An stereotypical english person wearing union jack shorts, pissed up on cheap larger, and singing 'no surrender' and ruining the more picturesque squares of European cities.

A: Why don't you bleedin paddies support the England team then?

B: 600 years of oppression you tan cunt.

tan by bart September 23, 2004

AKA 

the BEST paintball company their is, not only do they have fast service, they have great products.

i will be AKA ballin for LIFE, because the viking and excalibur are better than everything else!

my 03 hellfire orange streamline viking OWNS your crappy *place any kind of marker here*

AKA by Bart July 25, 2004

MAWorking 

Someone who spends so much time on forums trying to better online communities that one wonders if is he is being paid for it or as he would say it himself in his southern drawl "Em-e working?"

MAWorking only thinks he is working....

MAWorking by Bart April 23, 2004

user 

Person who is nice to someone else to gain an advantage

SHe used him to get an A in the class.

user by Bart March 24, 2004

gutz

female reproductive organs; vagina; pussy; gash; the act of getting laid;

Hey Larry, you get gutz last night? No?! Didn't think so.

Woodya look at them gutz?

gutz by Bart February 18, 2004

top hole 

the apex of the female form, a girl so beautiful you'd give yer left nut to rummage through her furry field

D'you see that girl?
Yeah....top hole.

top hole by Bart February 18, 2004

tored 

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

tored by Bart February 18, 2004