bart's definitions

bazzle

A mixed drink made by Bart Bazzle which has a cup and a half of tea, half a cup of pepsi, and two shots of vodca.

High class drinker: I'll have one Bazzle please.
Bartender: That'll be $30.

by Bart February 18, 2005

MAWorking

Someone who spends so much time on forums trying to better online communities that one wonders if is he is being paid for it or as he would say it himself in his southern drawl "Em-e working?"

MAWorking only thinks he is working....

by Bart April 23, 2004

drop hats

A word created by two devious young men. Meaning to go have anal sex (ussually male on male).

"Hey, Jim. Wanna go drop hats?"

by Bart November 8, 2004

tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004

gutz

female reproductive organs; vagina; pussy; gash; the act of getting laid;

Hey Larry, you get gutz last night? No?! Didn't think so.

Woodya look at them gutz?

by Bart February 18, 2004

top hole

the apex of the female form, a girl so beautiful you'd give yer left nut to rummage through her furry field

D'you see that girl?
Yeah....top hole.

by Bart February 18, 2004

user

Person who is nice to someone else to gain an advantage

SHe used him to get an A in the class.

by Bart March 24, 2004