bart's definitions

thick

1. Stupid person
2. To become angry

Don't get thick with me you thick cunt.

He's as thick as a short plank.

by bart September 23, 2004

Hang

An Irish rural persons attempt at the word Ham, most commonly used in reference to a sandwich or 'sammich' to make a hangsammich the staple diet of all red necks making the trip to Dublin to watch "de hurlin" a gladiatorial style of combat that makes Russell Crowe look like a big pansy

Here Boy get that washp away from my hangsammich

by bart September 23, 2004

tan

An stereotypical english person wearing union jack shorts, pissed up on cheap larger, and singing 'no surrender' and ruining the more picturesque squares of European cities.

A: Why don't you bleedin paddies support the England team then?

B: 600 years of oppression you tan cunt.

by bart September 23, 2004

flake

Irish slang word for a violent punch or slap.

That bollix was annoying the shit out of me so I hit him a flake.

by bart September 28, 2004

smugley

someone who is stinking ugly

damn that bitch is smugley!

by bart April 4, 2005

micky finn

An alcoholic drink that has been adulterated with a drug that causes the drinker to pass out, typically chloral hydrate.

When John woke up naked in an alley behind the bar, he figured that the bartender had slipped him a Micky Finn.

by Bart January 7, 2005

bazzle

A mixed drink made by Bart Bazzle which has a cup and a half of tea, half a cup of pepsi, and two shots of vodca.

High class drinker: I'll have one Bazzle please.
Bartender: That'll be $30.

by Bart February 18, 2005