bart's definitions

mucksavage

Common Irish term for a country dweller or someone unfamiliar with urban life. These creatures thrive on Hang sandwiches and warm Fanta orange.

A: What's that funny looking thing in the corner?
B: That's a television you stupid mucksavage.

by Bart September 23, 2004

piet

it's a holiday something in holland with a guy called sinterklaas and his nigger friends pieten

sint and piet walk on the roof

by bart November 14, 2003

flake

Irish slang word for a violent punch or slap.

That bollix was annoying the shit out of me so I hit him a flake.

by bart September 28, 2004

cumshot

Ejaculation.

Porn star Peter North is noted for his large cumshots.

by Bart September 14, 2002

tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004

smugley

someone who is stinking ugly

damn that bitch is smugley!

by bart April 4, 2005

make out

To engage in the sort of sexual banter witnessed in such 70s and 80s cinematic juggernauts like "Pretty In Pink," "St. Elmo's Fire" or anything else starring Molly Ringwald and / or a song by the Psychedelic Furs.

"Dude, did dhe make out with Ducky? Nah, man... he got to first with Blaine though."

by Bart June 17, 2003