bart's definitions

schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 2, 2003

shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.

I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.

by Bart June 4, 2003

FNX

To be terribly bad and usually in last place, much like WFNX in Boston, MA.

"Dude, you were FNX in that last race you ran. What... someone chop your ankles off?"

by Bart June 17, 2003

top hole

the apex of the female form, a girl so beautiful you'd give yer left nut to rummage through her furry field

D'you see that girl?
Yeah....top hole.

by Bart February 18, 2004

kit kat

the act of 'poking' your hand up somebody's bum bum.
similar to a credit card but without the slide action.

gimme a break. gimme a break. stop f*#@ing kit kating me.

by barT April 17, 2003

plugged

To have your asshole reamed full with a cock, fist, gerbil, dildo.

"My ass is sore after a good quality plugging, but after squeling like a pig, it sure feels like all that is holy."

by Bart June 4, 2003

make out

To engage in the sort of sexual banter witnessed in such 70s and 80s cinematic juggernauts like "Pretty In Pink," "St. Elmo's Fire" or anything else starring Molly Ringwald and / or a song by the Psychedelic Furs.

"Dude, did dhe make out with Ducky? Nah, man... he got to first with Blaine though."

by Bart June 17, 2003