bart's definitions

thick

1. Stupid person
2. To become angry

Don't get thick with me you thick cunt.

He's as thick as a short plank.

by bart September 23, 2004

facial

To cum on someone's face. Often used in conjunction with "cumshot".

In most quality porn, the scene ends in a facial cumshot.

by Bart September 14, 2002

cumshot

Ejaculation.

Porn star Peter North is noted for his large cumshots.

by Bart September 14, 2002

shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.

I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.

by Bart June 4, 2003

top hole

the apex of the female form, a girl so beautiful you'd give yer left nut to rummage through her furry field

D'you see that girl?
Yeah....top hole.

by Bart February 18, 2004

morde

Kickin' rad redheaded fox with green eyes

There was a morde along the other day. SHe was da bomb.

by Bart December 9, 2003

plugged

To have your asshole reamed full with a cock, fist, gerbil, dildo.

"My ass is sore after a good quality plugging, but after squeling like a pig, it sure feels like all that is holy."

by Bart June 4, 2003