bart's definitions

schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 2, 2003

shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.

I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.

by Bart June 4, 2003

top hole

the apex of the female form, a girl so beautiful you'd give yer left nut to rummage through her furry field

D'you see that girl?
Yeah....top hole.

by Bart February 18, 2004

kit kat

the act of 'poking' your hand up somebody's bum bum.
similar to a credit card but without the slide action.

gimme a break. gimme a break. stop f*#@ing kit kating me.

by barT April 17, 2003

Toot Toot

Means heavy

Your mum lets your girl sleep over and u say Toot Toot

by Bart November 22, 2003

pedo

A person who is sexually attracted to children.
Short for pedophile.

Many priests are pedos.

by Bart September 14, 2002

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

by Bart June 4, 2003