bart's definitions

shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.

I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.

by Bart June 4, 2003

Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 4, 2003

Jisim

Sperm, ejaculate, warm cum that oozes from a juicy cock.

I like to swallow jisim when I go down on my lovers.

by Bart June 4, 2003

blue gummer

The color a set of lips turn after being wrapped around a cock an extended amount of time.

"I don't like when I turn into a blue gummer since the tingling and numness keep my lips uncomfortable."
"I get off when a girl or guy is a blue gumming on my cock."

by Bart June 4, 2003

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

by Bart June 4, 2003

plugged

To have your asshole reamed full with a cock, fist, gerbil, dildo.

"My ass is sore after a good quality plugging, but after squeling like a pig, it sure feels like all that is holy."

by Bart June 4, 2003

snake

A cock.

"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."

by Bart June 5, 2003