bart's definitions

gutz

female reproductive organs; vagina; pussy; gash; the act of getting laid;

Hey Larry, you get gutz last night? No?! Didn't think so.

Woodya look at them gutz?

by Bart February 18, 2004

bazzle

A mixed drink made by Bart Bazzle which has a cup and a half of tea, half a cup of pepsi, and two shots of vodca.

High class drinker: I'll have one Bazzle please.
Bartender: That'll be $30.

by Bart February 18, 2005

schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 2, 2003

shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.

I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.

by Bart June 4, 2003

top hole

the apex of the female form, a girl so beautiful you'd give yer left nut to rummage through her furry field

D'you see that girl?
Yeah....top hole.

by Bart February 18, 2004

FNX

To be terribly bad and usually in last place, much like WFNX in Boston, MA.

"Dude, you were FNX in that last race you ran. What... someone chop your ankles off?"

by Bart June 17, 2003

MAWorking

Someone who spends so much time on forums trying to better online communities that one wonders if is he is being paid for it or as he would say it himself in his southern drawl "Em-e working?"

MAWorking only thinks he is working....

by Bart April 23, 2004