bart's definitions

bazzle

A mixed drink made by Bart Bazzle which has a cup and a half of tea, half a cup of pepsi, and two shots of vodca.

High class drinker: I'll have one Bazzle please.
Bartender: That'll be $30.

by Bart February 18, 2005

DrKupo

Someone who totaly ownz me

DrKupo owns me.

by Bart August 30, 2003

schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 2, 2003

weinus

Pronunciation: 'wE-nus
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin prickus maximus
1 a : a highly irritable soft white domestic male (Pussus Whoopus) closely related to the common spineless rat (Rodentus Stinkus).

Kevin Dagget Sales Consultant Master is a weinus.

by Bart June 17, 2006

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

by Bart June 4, 2003

snake

A cock.

"The snake likes to burrow deep in the black hole."

by Bart June 5, 2003

Scum Cookie

A cookie that a group of guys gather around and beat off onto. Whoever is the last to squeeze it off has to eat the bukaki cookie for honor.

Kyle: hey you guys, you wanna play scum cookie?
Mitch & George: Hell yeah!!!
Mike: Dude, can I just call an automatic last?

by Bart December 22, 2005