bart's definitions

schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 2, 2003

gutz

female reproductive organs; vagina; pussy; gash; the act of getting laid;

Hey Larry, you get gutz last night? No?! Didn't think so.

Woodya look at them gutz?

by Bart February 18, 2004

morde

Kickin' rad redheaded fox with green eyes

There was a morde along the other day. SHe was da bomb.

by Bart December 9, 2003

Sneaky Snake

One who creeps through the grass on his soft under-belly.

Sneaky Snake is creaping up alongside the truck. Guess it's time to do a little snake-huntin!!

by Bart July 1, 2003

Jisim

Sperm, ejaculate, warm cum that oozes from a juicy cock.

I like to swallow jisim when I go down on my lovers.

by Bart June 4, 2003

tored

a "jack of all trades" verbal mutant, it can be a noun, verb or an adjective.

refers to anything in it's most extreme form (either good or bad), or anything toxic (i.e. a cigarette, beer or drugs). it can even be an exclamation.

Did you see Greg just puke?
Yeah...Tored.

I'm going to the bar. Anybody need a tored?

Did you see that hot piece of ass? She was tored.

Did you see that beast of a women? She was tored.

Tored!

by Bart February 18, 2004

make out

To engage in the sort of sexual banter witnessed in such 70s and 80s cinematic juggernauts like "Pretty In Pink," "St. Elmo's Fire" or anything else starring Molly Ringwald and / or a song by the Psychedelic Furs.

"Dude, did dhe make out with Ducky? Nah, man... he got to first with Blaine though."

by Bart June 17, 2003