bart's definitions

morde

Kickin' rad redheaded fox with green eyes

There was a morde along the other day. SHe was da bomb.

by Bart December 9, 2003

thick

1. Stupid person
2. To become angry

Don't get thick with me you thick cunt.

He's as thick as a short plank.

by bart September 23, 2004

Relayed

Leet Screenname Im me to trade!

by Bart June 12, 2003

government artist

Jobless individual depending on their income from the state, i.e they 'draw' the dole.

A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?

B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.

A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.

by bart September 23, 2004

stingy

reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. tightorcheap.

A: Buy me a pint please.
B: No, piss off.
A: Ooh ye stingy cunt.

by Bart September 23, 2004

pedo

A person who is sexually attracted to children.
Short for pedophile.

Many priests are pedos.

by Bart September 14, 2002

micky finn

An alcoholic drink that has been adulterated with a drug that causes the drinker to pass out, typically chloral hydrate.

When John woke up naked in an alley behind the bar, he figured that the bartender had slipped him a Micky Finn.

by Bart January 7, 2005