47 definitions by bart

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A person who is sexually attracted to children.
Short for pedophile.
Many priests are pedos.
by Bart September 14, 2002

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To cum on someone's face. Often used in conjunction with "cumshot".
In most quality porn, the scene ends in a facial cumshot.
by Bart September 14, 2002

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reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. tightorcheap.
A: Buy me a pint please.
B: No, piss off.
A: Ooh ye stingy cunt.
by Bart September 23, 2004

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The place where gay people hide their true selves.
I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.
by Bart June 04, 2003

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To lick or suck on someone's toes.
I like to lay back and stroke my cock while Brandi is shrimping me.
by Bart September 14, 2002

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Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.
"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."
by Bart June 04, 2003

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Ejaculation.
Porn star Peter North is noted for his large cumshots.
by Bart September 14, 2002

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