76 definitions by ash

'potch

Hall's Slang for biznatchasquatchhotchpotch. Loosely translates to bitch.

oh, you're such a 'potch.

by ash August 8, 2003

hand cannon

Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)

Jon said he carried a gun, but not anything as formidable as a hand cammon!

by ash August 19, 2003

mrgh

mrgh (adjective?) - used for conveying intense emotion of many different kinds depending on it's precise execution. Originated in Cambridge, England.

"Mrgh - my essay's due in two hours and I haven't even started it yet".

by ash April 29, 2003

townie

Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.

What do you do if you see a townie with half a face? Stop laughing and reload the shotgun

by ash December 1, 2004

Frodo...Sam

Used in a similar sense to 'blah, blah, blah', when showing disinterest in conversation between two daft persons.
Derived from the 'Lord of the Rings' movie, made popular by Australia's Rove McManus.

Daft Person 1: Frodo...
Daft Person 2: Sam...
Daft Person 1: Frodo...
Daft Person 2: Sam...
Strange Person 1: Gandalf!

by ash December 8, 2004

footy

A shortened version of the word football used in:

Australia to mean either:
Australian Rules football
Rugby League
Rugby Union

England to mean:
Soccer

I'm off to the footy this Friday night to see my beloved Kangaroos thump Collingwood. Man those Magpie supporters are bogans.

by ash April 13, 2005

spen

Jap' Spen

Spencer is well known in the Hentai community for giving his comments on nearly all of the pieces at hentaiboys.com.

Although he doesn't see himself as gay he is obsessed with big dicks and male hentai pictures.

hey err lolol im spen!

by ash June 24, 2004