andyfellovernet's definitions

gross country

Similar to cross country, but instead of normal people running...it is morbidly obese people running (or at least attempting to). A horrifying and unpopular face melting spectacle.

Congratulations fatty, you are the gross country champion. Look at the trail of vomit behind you!

by andyfellovernet October 29, 2003

ass flaps

The skin that causes the sound of a fart located on the anus.

That sucks ass flaps.

by andyfellovernet October 28, 2003

ass drag

used as a form of initiation when your naked ass is dragged over a rough carpet; usually resulting in a bloody ass and scars for life; also the inability to sit

"the ass drag made me cry for hours"

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

unfortunate

Future teen girl squad death; used when so and so is squashed by a billboard with the word unfortunate on it.

"Kapwang" accompanies the death

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

netjump

The art of jumping over a pickleball net with a badminton racquet in hand, the cock is hit against a wall and over the net while the athlete must clear the net and return the already served cock. Nearly impossible, but accomplishable.

"Hey guys, check this out, I'm gunna hit the cock against the wall and jump over the net and hit it back." -Andy
Barf-curdle-laugh- class

by andyfellovernet June 21, 2003

roostafarian

a guy with a bush on top of his head, descendent of the rastafarian group but he looks like a chicken.

Teve- "That roostafarian had really short arms. He must be son of chickenfucker."

by andyfellovernet June 23, 2003

confirmative

to agree; to confirm; to affirm; when something is right, it can be deemed confirmative.

"Dude, chicks are for fags."
"Confirmative, I mean really the last time i wear those shorts i got beat up."

by andyfellovernet June 14, 2003