andyfellovernet's definitions

pasta pals

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."

by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003

bandaloon

a species of animal with an ass for a face. Normally talks out of the cornhole. see also: really ugly dogs

"Paul, your dog is a fuckin' bandaloon."

by andyfellovernet June 19, 2003

netjump

The art of jumping over a pickleball net with a badminton racquet in hand, the cock is hit against a wall and over the net while the athlete must clear the net and return the already served cock. Nearly impossible, but accomplishable.

"Hey guys, check this out, I'm gunna hit the cock against the wall and jump over the net and hit it back." -Andy
Barf-curdle-laugh- class

by andyfellovernet June 21, 2003

roostafarian

a guy with a bush on top of his head, descendent of the rastafarian group but he looks like a chicken.

Teve- "That roostafarian had really short arms. He must be son of chickenfucker."

by andyfellovernet June 23, 2003

teve

When someone is so stupid that they don't deserve to have their full one-syllable name pronounced.

"Teve, you are as tupid as Louis."

by andyfellovernet June 23, 2003

soaprock

When you take one of George world-famous dildos which is made out of hand carved soap bars and attach it to the center portions of a passed out drunk kid. May be followed by a healthy teabagging.

"George carve me up a dildo, I've got a feeling Peto is gunna be passed out at this party tonight."

by andyfellovernet June 25, 2003

lagalicious

when a game you are playing online has an inordinate amount of lag it can be deemed 'lagalicious.'

On my computer even single player games are lagalicious.

by andyfellovernet June 27, 2003