A gaseous, noxious expulsion from the anal passage; usually resulting in a toxic odour commonly used to dissolve plastic and wither souls. Can cause aggressive outbursts. From the French word 'Peter'
Corr blimey someones just let rip a peto.
Has someone just peto'd in here? I think my soul is withering.
I'm going to have to make my excuses and leave, I can feel a peto coming on.
Has someone just peto'd in here? I think my soul is withering.
I'm going to have to make my excuses and leave, I can feel a peto coming on.
by Spoontastic January 8, 2010
To lie about getting further with a girl than you actually did. Occurs when one leads on their friends when it comes to doing acts, mostly of the sexual nature, with a female.
by pcbtwentyten March 15, 2010
by fraudrin68 October 15, 2020
A cool, chill guy who doesn't like to be alone and will always love you no matter what but asoon as you do him wrong hell never see you the same, you really should have a peto in your life
by Geiwbeudb June 17, 2022
pronounced PEE-toh; plural "petoes"; adjective "petoish"
A peto is a male who has several characteristics, including:
-Pale skin
-Chubby, stubby hands with wide fingers, sort of like Italian hands
-Most have blond hair, usually greasy
-Average height; nothing above 6 ft.
-Chubby face, although they may not have a chubby body
-Work in construction/work with cars, or seem like they would probably work in construction/work with cars
A peto is a male who has several characteristics, including:
-Pale skin
-Chubby, stubby hands with wide fingers, sort of like Italian hands
-Most have blond hair, usually greasy
-Average height; nothing above 6 ft.
-Chubby face, although they may not have a chubby body
-Work in construction/work with cars, or seem like they would probably work in construction/work with cars
He's cute, but I don't like petoes.
by KingMePlease January 5, 2012
A subsection of douche and fuck boy; a peto is a man above the age of 25, who hits on girls that are significantly younger, but will not cause him to become a registered sex offender. Typically, a peto will implement a camouflage at college parties, by retaining the maturity level of a freshman, however, targets with a blood alcohol content below .200 can easily identify them by their dad bod, and face of a 30 year old alcoholic.
Sarah(freshman) got drunk for the first time at theta house, and woke up next to a peto in her dorm.
by Slutsauce January 14, 2020
The act of vomitting on a female stripper then refusing to pay, this is then followed by running in a drunken manner toward the nearest exist never returning
by Meekrob Matt February 17, 2011