Nala: He's going back to challenge Scar for the throne.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle and take his place as king.
Timon & Pumbaa: Oh...
Drunk Redneck 2: *Points to lengthy scar across leg* You aint got shit on this one! I beat the shit outta 20 bears before I got that nick in the leg.
*long silent pause, then redneck 1 shoots redneck 2*