andyfellovernet's definitions

mo' to' po'

motorcycle cops; the assholes who get you for running red lights

fuck tha mo' to' po'

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

netjump

The art of jumping over a pickleball net with a badminton racquet in hand, the cock is hit against a wall and over the net while the athlete must clear the net and return the already served cock. Nearly impossible, but accomplishable.

"Hey guys, check this out, I'm gunna hit the cock against the wall and jump over the net and hit it back." -Andy
Barf-curdle-laugh- class

by andyfellovernet June 21, 2003

lively

the maiden name of the post-modern heretic lesbian with marital ties to the devil and Adolf themselves. Truly a low point in American civilization. see also: dirty trick used to lure unsuspecting students into the devil's layer.

"I got a note from ms. Lively. I guess I'll go...It's sicola, hide my eyes holy crap my dick fell off of my body.

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003

crumby

Used when in a situation that is not favorable. See also: crummy

"This traffic is crumby!"
"enuff Z'nuff"

by andyfellovernet April 8, 2003

bandaloon

a species of animal with an ass for a face. Normally talks out of the cornhole. see also: really ugly dogs

"Paul, your dog is a fuckin' bandaloon."

by andyfellovernet June 19, 2003

shittle cock tail

1: The art of a reverse backhand under the legs and out the butthole launching the cock over the net in badminton.
2: When you fart on a stranger, laugh obnoxiously, then try to start a conversation like nothing has happened.

Teve-"Pfffghgugggle, hahahahahahaha"
Janitor-"You just farted on me."
Teve-"So what does this job pay?"

by andyfellovernet June 4, 2003

krakauer

a hockey playing, man-hating, bad teaching, mung loving, bull-dyke who makes children cry in their sleep on the entire western hemisphere; also: krack whore

"Dude, I saw krakauer last night..."
"I'm sorry, here is a razorblade, let it go."

by andyfellovernet April 7, 2003