a guy with a bush on top of his head, descendent of the rastafarian group but he looks like a chicken.
Teve- "That roostafarian had really short arms. He must be son of chickenfucker."
The art of jumping over a pickleball net with a badminton racquet in hand, the cock is hit against a wall and over the net while the athlete must clear the net and return the already served cock. Nearly impossible, but accomplishable.
"Hey guys, check this out, I'm gunna hit the cock against the wall and jump over the net and hit it back." -Andy
's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.
"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock
things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."
the military police; those whom rape the high schoolers for speeding
fuck tha mo' po'
used as a form of initiation when your naked ass is dragged over a rough carpet; usually resulting in a bloody ass and scars for life; also the inability to sit
"the ass drag made me cry for hours"
Similar to cross country, but instead of normal people running...it is morbidly obese people running (or at least attempting to). A horrifying and unpopular face melting spectacle.
Congratulations fatty, you are the gross country champion. Look at the trail of vomit behind you!
A slang term often used by nuns that expresses their ineptitude and lack of intelligence on so many levels.
"The answer is right, see I don't me follow."