TreeWeezel's definitions

Stanza

Mildly derogatory way to refer to somebody's car. The car in question should be small, cheap, and obscure.

Hey guys I got a car! It's a 2005 Rio.

Yeah, we saw. Nice Stanza. <snicker>

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

pube

An almost intangible length. About as small a movement as the human eye can detect. Approximately the diameter of a pubic hair.

The painting isn't centered - move it one pube to the right

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

pants party

Party without clothes. Admittedly, even the most extreme pants parties are "pants optional". But seriously: NO SHIRTS!

Dude: You're invited to my pants party.
Dude 2: That sounds a bit gay
Dude: Don't worry, pants are optional. Just don't wear a shirt. Really: NO shirts.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

derwin

Stereotypical virgin. Tries to compensate with annoying habits, like (barely) playing the piano.

When asked was I a virgin,
"Like some kid named Derwin?"

- De La Soul, "Jenny"

Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

Dada

The band that defined Alternative Rock as we know it. Hit song "Dizz-Knee-Land" kicked off the alternative rock radio movement.

Unfortunately few other bands with an independent spirit have had nearly the same production values, so this breed of alternative rock fizzled with the band.

Spin "Puzzle" by Dada if you want to know what alternative rock is/was. These current indy guys don't know their way around a guitar, or how to develop a lick, or even how to play at more than a single dynamic level.

by TreeWeezel June 14, 2011

prom

Promenade of promiscuity

Ah, the prom. Oh, the pageantry. Oh, the debauchery!

by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011

teapotting

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.

You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!

by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011