TreeWeezel's definitions

pam

The best anal lubricant. Use continuously.

Last nite me and Trina went thru a box of condoms and a case of Pam. It was extra slick and she loved the fizzy sensation.

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

teapotting

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.

You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!

by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011

prom

Promenade of promiscuity

Ah, the prom. Oh, the pageantry. Oh, the debauchery!

by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011

himalountain

Smoosh of hill and mountain: used for an outstanding hill which isn't quite a mountain.

The alternate smoosh is mill

My bike ground to a crawl going up the hill. It was more like a himalountain.

by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012

Stanza

Mildly derogatory way to refer to somebody's car. The car in question should be small, cheap, and obscure.

Hey guys I got a car! It's a 2005 Rio.

Yeah, we saw. Nice Stanza. <snicker>

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

pube

An almost intangible length. About as small a movement as the human eye can detect. Approximately the diameter of a pubic hair.

The painting isn't centered - move it one pube to the right

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

pants party

Party without clothes. Admittedly, even the most extreme pants parties are "pants optional". But seriously: NO SHIRTS!

Dude: You're invited to my pants party.
Dude 2: That sounds a bit gay
Dude: Don't worry, pants are optional. Just don't wear a shirt. Really: NO shirts.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011