banik

(verb) To leave clothes in the dryer too long, not iron them, and then wear them to work with canyon-like wrinkles.
Dude: Boss looks like a slob today
Man: It's because his shirt has geologic wrinkles.
Dude: Then he baniked his laundry!
by TreeWeezel April 06, 2011
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vegetarian chips

Raw potatoes, or even better, other root vegetables sliced thin and crunchy.

Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.
Dude: How's the party?
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!
by TreeWeezel April 09, 2011
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batmans

Musical term, adapted from traditional Italian "batmani"

Denotes a section with a heavy, repeated 2 note rhythm. The most famous example in popular music is the Theme from Batman

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
by TreeWeezel April 24, 2011
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tangtastic

Originally: superlative used to describe cranberries

Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.
Eating these tangtastic cranberries makes me hungry for vag.

Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic
by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
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ting.com

The bing.com of porn. Type in your fetish, and it will add "+porn" and Google it for you.
How'd you find those great pics?
Try ting.com
by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
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mulanize

To chop an object into tiny pieces, as Mulan did to the Huns in the movie of the same title.
My kite flew into the fan and was mulanized.

I mulanized the chicken with a deboner.
by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
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chanukah

Festival of Lights. Commonly known as the time Jews made some piddly amount of oil burn for 8 days.

An excellent time for candle displays, latkes, and Horrah music.
Jew: "Have some bubbly, greasy latkes!"

Dude: "Oy, this is why people were actually suprised that Jews could be stingy with oil. I think I understand Chanukah."
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
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