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grain bains

Short, fat string beans which have been boiled for far too long. Served ubiquitously in the south.
Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"

Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"
by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010
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West Coast Inflation

Tendency of the west coast to overrate. For instance, if a show has rave reviews in Frisco you should wait until it gets as far east as Chicago before believing it.

Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture.

The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.
Wow, these guys are supposed to be fantastic!

Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.
by TreeWeezel August 5, 2011
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longboarding

Its practicers are attracted to the long, phallic shape. They think they are more manly than anyone else who rolls, because of the board's penile shape and the riding style: standing stoicly like a man, without squatting, thrusting, or contorting of any sort.

No tricks of any sort, strictly manly stances. The one kinda cool thing they can do is slalom down a hill to scrub off speed, similar to a snowboarder. They will still jump off the moment things get dicey.

In reality these guys are passed by grandmas on 3-speed bicycles, even downhill.
Longboarding looks kinda cool...oh wait, that old lady just passed him on her grandma's bike.
by TreeWeezel April 9, 2011
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bulldogin it

Making progress at an out-of-control pace, while looking silly.

Usually athletic, like running frantically or lifting weights of ambitious heft with fervor. Could also apply to everyday things like working at full tilt all night, or even walking agressively.
I wanted a leisurely vacation, but she was bulldogin it between thirty silly little things a day. Now my feet hurt, my shoes are worn out, and I still need a vacation.
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
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y'all

There are two ways to say y'all: the black way and the southern way. Y'all is the black way and yall is the southern way.

Y'all is spoken with two syllables: ye-ALL. It can be heard up and down the east coast. It's just "ya" and "all" very close together.

Yall is spoken with one long syllable: YAAAWWL. It's very lazy sounding and only unashamed southerners use it.
Y'all want to hear some sick rhymes?

Yall want to hear some banjo pickin?

Y'all want to roll in my Caprice?

Yall want to ride on my tractor?
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011
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tangvis

(Combination of elvis and tang)

The King of Tang: gifted in gathering, procuring access to, and handling of, the tang.
All right Tangvis, way to round up some tail!
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
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CJ

Cassette Jockey, or DJ of cassettes. A CJ will always have the right tape for the mood of the room and knows his tapes well enough to flip to the B side seamlessly.

Theses skills are largely unappreciated until a long car ride in a car with a cassette stereo.
The drive across Ohio was so boring until Paul sat up front to be CJ and rocked his cassettes.
by TreeWeezel January 6, 2012
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