TreeWeezel's definitions

crossover

Shortened minivan. Looks like a grotesquely inflated hatchback. Comfortable to sit in but crap to drive, less useful than a minivan, and even less cool.

Dude: Look at that Lexus. What a chode-mobile!
Man: On point, Dude. It is fat, short and bulbous.
Driver: You like the crossover, man?

by TreeWeezel April 25, 2011

Stanza

Mildly derogatory way to refer to somebody's car. The car in question should be small, cheap, and obscure.

Hey guys I got a car! It's a 2005 Rio.

Yeah, we saw. Nice Stanza. <snicker>

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

himalountain

Smoosh of hill and mountain: used for an outstanding hill which isn't quite a mountain.

The alternate smoosh is mill

My bike ground to a crawl going up the hill. It was more like a himalountain.

by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012

prom

Promenade of promiscuity

Ah, the prom. Oh, the pageantry. Oh, the debauchery!

by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011

teapotting

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.

You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!

by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011

pants party

Party without clothes. Admittedly, even the most extreme pants parties are "pants optional". But seriously: NO SHIRTS!

Dude: You're invited to my pants party.
Dude 2: That sounds a bit gay
Dude: Don't worry, pants are optional. Just don't wear a shirt. Really: NO shirts.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

fingerbiters

Rabbits or pet rodents, particularly attention-loving or excitable ones. Although it is well known that rabbits only bite the wicked.

I like to pet the fuzzy little fingerbiters.

by TreeWeezel April 6, 2011