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Definitions by TreeWeezel

Urban contest

All contestents submit 5 words to UD. In several weeks, the highest success rate wins.
What are the results from last month's Urban Contest?
I had 0%. How about you?
0% as well. A draw!
Urban contest by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

urban purgatory 

When an UD submission bounces around in limbo for months, receiving exactly as many approvals as disapprovals.
Dude: Where's that cool word you made up? Rejected?
Dude 2: No, it's still bouncing around in urban purgatory.

urban battle 

A fiercely competitive UD editing contest. Each contestant has 20 minutes to make as many removals as possible. Common strategies are typing in first names and submitting with blank explanation lines. This can be more fun than an Urban Contest because of the race format and because removals are processed so quickly.
I won the urban battle: 20 removals in 20 minutes.
urban battle by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

Urban hall of shame 

Proposed website with UD like format consisting only of rejected UD entries. Cooperation with UD will be required to verify that all submissions were rejected from UD. The best of these will be published in the Hall of Shame
I can't believe _____ got rejected from UD! to the urban hall of shame.

Wow there's some good stuff in the urban hall of shame. UD should maybe address the complete lack of selectivity and training of editors.

pants party 

Party without clothes. Admittedly, even the most extreme pants parties are "pants optional". But seriously: NO SHIRTS!
Dude: You're invited to my pants party.
Dude 2: That sounds a bit gay
Dude: Don't worry, pants are optional. Just don't wear a shirt. Really: NO shirts.
pants party by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

trontonic 

From movie TRON and "tonic" meaning liquid.

The glowing blue beverage from TRON, consisting of pure energy. In the analog world, the closest thing is the appropriately colored and aptly named blue Powerade
I started to get tired playing basketball in the heat so I took a big gulp of Trontonic. It tasted like pure energy!
trontonic by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

Carolina hardcore ecstasy 

When you don oversized plastic leather shoes and stomp all over a girl, for her pleasure. -Frank Zappa
"then she gave the shoes to me,
and said Darling stomp all over me"

"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa