TreeWeezel's definitions
Party without clothes. Admittedly, even the most extreme pants parties are "pants optional". But seriously: NO SHIRTS!
Dude: You're invited to my pants party.
Dude 2: That sounds a bit gay
Dude: Don't worry, pants are optional. Just don't wear a shirt. Really: NO shirts.
Dude 2: That sounds a bit gay
Dude: Don't worry, pants are optional. Just don't wear a shirt. Really: NO shirts.
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

When asked was I a virgin,
"Like some kid named Derwin?"
- De La Soul, "Jenny"
Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>
"Like some kid named Derwin?"
- De La Soul, "Jenny"
Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>
by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!
Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.
The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!
Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.
The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

When you drape a t-shirt over your head with the collar on your forehead. You tie the arms together behind your head and then you're ready to cross the urban desert.
We had to walk five blocks in the july heat to get to the bball court, so I did an urban turban so I wouldn't get ashy.
by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011

This ubiqutous sleazy diner is made no less creepy by its family restraunt facade. Step inside and you will find it is not so much a diner as a 24 Hour Competitive Eating Thunderdome.
3am and hungry - go to Denny's.
End up blacking out while battle-eating the other drunks.
Typical Denny's patron.
End up blacking out while battle-eating the other drunks.
Typical Denny's patron.
by TreeWeezel November 14, 2011

Last nite me and Trina went thru a box of condoms and a case of Pam. It was extra slick and she loved the fizzy sensation.
by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.
by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011
