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derwin

Stereotypical virgin. Tries to compensate with annoying habits, like (barely) playing the piano.
When asked was I a virgin,
"Like some kid named Derwin?"

- De La Soul, "Jenny"

Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>
by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011
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teapotting

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.
You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!
by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011
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urban dictionary trifecta

Also known as "urban dictionary hat trick". Demonstration of excellence in contribution, weeding, and editing, all within the same day.
It consists of approval of your added word, approval of removal of a rival definition, and yourself giving final approval to a particularly excellent word.
Today one of my submissions was added, I successfully removed a crap definition, and one of the real gems I approved while editing got added. That makes an urban dictionary trifecta!
by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011
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Bob Hemp

A most crafty way to refer to marijuana. Particularly useful for dealers who solicit lay people in public, because it is obvious ("hemp"), yet anyone who overhears will assume you are speaking about Bob Hope.
Stoner: Sister, I heard you were interested in Bob Hemp

Nun: I certainly am.

Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!

Nun: That was close.

<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
by TreeWeezel April 21, 2011
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chinga

What skinny, tarted-up latina girls call each other when they squabble.
"Hola, Chinga."
"Who you callin Chinga, chinga?"
"Estas la chinga, chinga."
"Oh this is on, gordita!"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues.
by TreeWeezel November 21, 2010
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de la haircut

Invented by Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul. Curly hair is fashioned into 6-12 big lumps. It should be skewed to one side, or at least assymetric.
Look at the album cover of "3 Feet High and Rising". Trugoy the Dove and Pasemaster Mase have excellent de la haircuts.
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011
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nar

Cry of the narwhal
Narwhals will swim hundreds of miles to find their mate..here's one now!
NAR!!!!!!!
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
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