TreeWeezel's definitions

pants party

Party without clothes. Admittedly, even the most extreme pants parties are "pants optional". But seriously: NO SHIRTS!

Dude: You're invited to my pants party.
Dude 2: That sounds a bit gay
Dude: Don't worry, pants are optional. Just don't wear a shirt. Really: NO shirts.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

derwin

Stereotypical virgin. Tries to compensate with annoying habits, like (barely) playing the piano.

When asked was I a virgin,
"Like some kid named Derwin?"

- De La Soul, "Jenny"

Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

urban turban

When you drape a t-shirt over your head with the collar on your forehead. You tie the arms together behind your head and then you're ready to cross the urban desert.

We had to walk five blocks in the july heat to get to the bball court, so I did an urban turban so I wouldn't get ashy.

by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011

prom

Promenade of promiscuity

Ah, the prom. Oh, the pageantry. Oh, the debauchery!

by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011

Stanza

Mildly derogatory way to refer to somebody's car. The car in question should be small, cheap, and obscure.

Hey guys I got a car! It's a 2005 Rio.

Yeah, we saw. Nice Stanza. <snicker>

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

hootch

A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.

Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.

is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011