TreeWeezel's definitions

teapotting

Female form of teabagging. The male genitalia dangle like a teabag, but a female would have to use her entire rear end. As long as we're talking tea that's the whole teapot.

You fell asleep with your mouth open, and Fat Tina was teapotting you!

by TreeWeezel August 23, 2011

hoover cooler

Derivative of "Hoovertown" and "Hoover Blanket". It is a makeshift cooler made of a cardboard box lined with newspaper.

Unlike the other "Hoover" words, this isn't a sign of poverty as much as convenience (when you don't want to take an empty cooler home).

What's in the box, Paul?
Lunch: it's a hoover cooler.

by TreeWeezel September 1, 2011

Urban hall of shame

Proposed website with UD like format consisting only of rejected UD entries. Cooperation with UD will be required to verify that all submissions were rejected from UD. The best of these will be published in the Hall of Shame

I can't believe _____ got rejected from UD! to the urban hall of shame.

Wow there's some good stuff in the urban hall of shame. UD should maybe address the complete lack of selectivity and training of editors.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

zords

Childhood game of fashioning the largest clunkiest legos into crude spacecraft. To play the game, two children slam their "zords" into each other and whoever's breaks first loses.

Lets play Zords!
<15 minutes later, crude spacecraft are constructed from huge lego bricks>
SMASH!
Ow my fingers!!!

by TreeWeezel May 10, 2011