TreeWeezel's definitions

take the bulldick to the chengis

1. literally: rough sex between seedy people

2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"

3. touchdown in football

1. The dumpster sluts strutted into the bar, hoping to take the bulldick to the chengis

2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.

3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

urban purgatory

When an UD submission bounces around in limbo for months, receiving exactly as many approvals as disapprovals.

Dude: Where's that cool word you made up? Rejected?
Dude 2: No, it's still bouncing around in urban purgatory.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

monocules

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.

This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.

by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

hoover cooler

Derivative of "Hoovertown" and "Hoover Blanket". It is a makeshift cooler made of a cardboard box lined with newspaper.

Unlike the other "Hoover" words, this isn't a sign of poverty as much as convenience (when you don't want to take an empty cooler home).

What's in the box, Paul?
Lunch: it's a hoover cooler.

by TreeWeezel September 1, 2011