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Originally: superlative used to describe cranberries
Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.
Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.
Eating these tangtastic cranberries makes me hungry for vag.
Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic
Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic
by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
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Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011
Get the one eyed walrus mug.(verb) To leave clothes in the dryer too long, not iron them, and then wear them to work with canyon-like wrinkles.
Dude: Boss looks like a slob today
Man: It's because his shirt has geologic wrinkles.
Dude: Then he baniked his laundry!
Man: It's because his shirt has geologic wrinkles.
Dude: Then he baniked his laundry!
by TreeWeezel April 24, 2011
Get the banik mug.1. Popcorn (or creamed corn) served in a paper cone, similar to a large sno-cone
2. Candy corn, a chalky confection
3. Orange traffic cones
4. Corn pones which take a conical shape when fried
5. Starch-rich cornmeal sold in large conical bags
2. Candy corn, a chalky confection
3. Orange traffic cones
4. Corn pones which take a conical shape when fried
5. Starch-rich cornmeal sold in large conical bags
by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011
Get the corn cone mug.Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.
Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011
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Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"
Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
Get the like mending roads in summertime mug.Cereal that is unsweetened and not artificially colored.
Granola of course, Grape Nuts, Shredded Wheat, bran flakes, raisin bran, anything Kashi
Granola of course, Grape Nuts, Shredded Wheat, bran flakes, raisin bran, anything Kashi
by TreeWeezel November 2, 2011
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