TreeWeezel's definitions

Spit

Popular grafitti tag. Inspired by the character Spit from the urban movie Beat Street, who would spray "spitspitspitspit..." in crude cursive script over the entire city (including the protagonist's murals).

There was a beautiful mural sprayed onto that train car, but Spit got their right away and tagged it "spitspitspitspit..."

by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011

gordita

Ultimate insult when spoken between skinny, tarted-up latina girls.

latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues

by TreeWeezel November 22, 2010

band females

Women members of a large, educational-based ensemble of wind and percussion instrumentists (band).

These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.

I hear sousaphones blatting, let's get out of here.

Hold up bro, there might be some Band Females!

by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011

himalountain

Smoosh of hill and mountain: used for an outstanding hill which isn't quite a mountain.

The alternate smoosh is mill

My bike ground to a crawl going up the hill. It was more like a himalountain.

by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012

urban turban

When you drape a t-shirt over your head with the collar on your forehead. You tie the arms together behind your head and then you're ready to cross the urban desert.

We had to walk five blocks in the july heat to get to the bball court, so I did an urban turban so I wouldn't get ashy.

by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011

pants party

Party without clothes. Admittedly, even the most extreme pants parties are "pants optional". But seriously: NO SHIRTS!

Dude: You're invited to my pants party.
Dude 2: That sounds a bit gay
Dude: Don't worry, pants are optional. Just don't wear a shirt. Really: NO shirts.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

derwin

Stereotypical virgin. Tries to compensate with annoying habits, like (barely) playing the piano.

When asked was I a virgin,
"Like some kid named Derwin?"

- De La Soul, "Jenny"

Look at little Derwin go! <plays Chopsticks>

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011