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one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.
by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011
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tangtastic

Originally: superlative used to describe cranberries

Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.
Eating these tangtastic cranberries makes me hungry for vag.

Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic
by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011
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the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.
you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.
by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011
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match.com

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.
Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.
by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011
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tronsurge

The masculine sound of electric power, usually a motor or heating element.
When some chode drove by revving his mustang 5.0, nobody turned their head. Then when I pulled away from the curb on my electric scooter, all the girls were smitten by my ripping tronsurge.
by TreeWeezel March 30, 2011
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fingerbiters

Rabbits or pet rodents, particularly attention-loving or excitable ones. Although it is well known that rabbits only bite the wicked.
I like to pet the fuzzy little fingerbiters.
by TreeWeezel April 6, 2011
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pube

An almost intangible length. About as small a movement as the human eye can detect. Approximately the diameter of a pubic hair.
The painting isn't centered - move it one pube to the right
by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
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