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groats

Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.

Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011
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de la

(adjective) anything derivative of De La Soul, the jazzy, uplifting hip hop group from Long Island.

Such as de la clothes, de la attitude, delacratic, de la beats, de la rhymes, and the de la haircut.
Is it cause my de la clothes?
Or is it just my de la soul?
When it comes to being de la it's just me myself and I.

"Me, Myself, and I" De La Soul
by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011
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vegetableitarian

Bastardization of vegetarian used for dry humor. The idea is that the user has never heard of vegetarianism and thinks he is inventing the word for it when somebody says that they don't eat meat.

The humor comes from oversimplification, implied ignorance, and laughable wordcoinning. It also kinda sounds like Unitarian, implying a quasi-religious respect for vegetables.
Dude: Have some chicken fingers.
Loser: I don't eat meat
Dude: Chicken is barely meat.
Loser: I NEVER eat meat, I'm a vegetarian
Dude: Oh, so you're like a vegetableitarian?
Loser: ehhh...I guess.
Dude: Sorry, I didn't mean for you to go against your "religion"
Loser: (huhhh?)
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
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vegetarian chips

Raw potatoes, or even better, other root vegetables sliced thin and crunchy.

Regular chips may technically be vegetarian, but this kind of chip is also vegetarian in spirit.
Dude: How's the party?
Bag: I'm doing okay, I brought my wheatgrass juice...do you have any snacks that are MORE vegetarian?
Dude: <picks up raw, unscrubbed potato with sprouted eyes and slices onto plate> Here, have some vegetarian chips.
Bag: Oh thank you!
by TreeWeezel April 27, 2011
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schneegros

Bastardization of "niggas". A friendly greeting to multiple people.
what's up, schneegros?
by TreeWeezel December 4, 2010
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tronsurge

The masculine sound of electric power, usually a motor or heating element.
When some chode drove by revving his mustang 5.0, nobody turned their head. Then when I pulled away from the curb on my electric scooter, all the girls were smitten by my ripping tronsurge.
by TreeWeezel March 30, 2011
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urban loophole

Rejected definitions can be resubmitted indefinitely.
Thanks to the urban loophole, my controversial submission went around UD for months before finally being published.
by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011
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