TreeWeezel's definitions

match.com

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.

Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.

by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

tangtastic

Originally: superlative used to describe cranberries

Immediately Thereafter: superlative used to describe tang (vagina) that is exceedingly vaginal.

Eating these tangtastic cranberries makes me hungry for vag.

Her vagina was so tight, squishy, and tasty that it could only be described as tangtastic

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011

Special K

The cereal that is also an MC

Yo dawg, I got the new Special K!

What, the girly cereal for fat white prudes?

Naw dawg, the hot new album!

by TreeWeezel May 13, 2011

St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011

himalountain

Smoosh of hill and mountain: used for an outstanding hill which isn't quite a mountain.

The alternate smoosh is mill

My bike ground to a crawl going up the hill. It was more like a himalountain.

by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012