TreeWeezel's definitions

banik

(verb) To leave clothes in the dryer too long, not iron them, and then wear them to work with canyon-like wrinkles.

Dude: Boss looks like a slob today
Man: It's because his shirt has geologic wrinkles.
Dude: Then he baniked his laundry!

by TreeWeezel April 24, 2011

lesbian cereal

Cereal that is unsweetened and not artificially colored.

Granola of course, Grape Nuts, Shredded Wheat, bran flakes, raisin bran, anything Kashi

Mom, don't we have anything besides lesbian cereal?

by TreeWeezel November 2, 2011

de la haircut

Invented by Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul. Curly hair is fashioned into 6-12 big lumps. It should be skewed to one side, or at least assymetric.

Look at the album cover of "3 Feet High and Rising". Trugoy the Dove and Pasemaster Mase have excellent de la haircuts.

by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011

St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011

Special K

The cereal that is also an MC

Yo dawg, I got the new Special K!

What, the girly cereal for fat white prudes?

Naw dawg, the hot new album!

by TreeWeezel May 13, 2011

smoosh

A combination of two (possibly more) words to form one word. A virtual staple on Urbandictionary.

Smoosh of hill and mountain: mill

Smoosh of lion and tiger: liger

by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012

hebronics

As "ebonics" means ebony+phonics = blackspeak, "hebronics" means hebrew+phonics = jewspeak.

Oy ve, you shmuck!

That's hebronics for "God damn, mother fucker!"

by TreeWeezel September 30, 2011