TreeWeezel's definitions

be-ba-bu-ba

The little song that Windows plays when you shutdown your computer.

In urban speak, you use it to imply somebody has shut off his brain.

Dave: I think I'll turn left when...uh I'll just feel it.
Susan: be-ba-bu-ba. any maps in the car?

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

the farmer man

persona taken occasionally by emcees which sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd. Use a helium-kinda voice and use many filller syllables, especially "miggity-mo"

CeeLo did the farmer man well when acting as MC Prime.

There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.

by TreeWeezel May 28, 2011

rollerblading

A recreation that is characterized by the inability to bail out (as in skateboarding) or brake (as in bicycling). This makes even routine rolling an extreme sport unless there are no hills or traffic.

Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.

Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.

When rollerblading, always choose a route with no stop signs at the bottom of hills. And whatever you do, don't bend at the waist and flail your arms in circles like a complete fruit.

by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011

the ham

Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.

you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.

by TreeWeezel December 5, 2011

batmans

Musical term, adapted from traditional Italian "batmani"

Denotes a section with a heavy, repeated 2 note rhythm. The most famous example in popular music is the Theme from Batman

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____

by TreeWeezel May 15, 2011

match.com

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.

Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.

by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011

tronsurge

The masculine sound of electric power, usually a motor or heating element.

When some chode drove by revving his mustang 5.0, nobody turned their head. Then when I pulled away from the curb on my electric scooter, all the girls were smitten by my ripping tronsurge.

by TreeWeezel March 30, 2011