by TreeWeezel April 15, 2011
This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!
Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.
The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!
Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.
The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
by TreeWeezel August 16, 2011
When you don oversized plastic leather shoes and stomp all over a girl, for her pleasure. -Frank Zappa
"then she gave the shoes to me,
and said Darling stomp all over me"
"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa
and said Darling stomp all over me"
"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa
by TreeWeezel April 12, 2011
Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011
latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"
Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"
Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues
by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010
When an UD submission bounces around in limbo for months, receiving exactly as many approvals as disapprovals.
Dude: Where's that cool word you made up? Rejected?
Dude 2: No, it's still bouncing around in urban purgatory.
Dude 2: No, it's still bouncing around in urban purgatory.
by TreeWeezel April 15, 2011
(verb) To leave clothes in the dryer too long, not iron them, and then wear them to work with canyon-like wrinkles.
Dude: Boss looks like a slob today
Man: It's because his shirt has geologic wrinkles.
Dude: Then he baniked his laundry!
Man: It's because his shirt has geologic wrinkles.
Dude: Then he baniked his laundry!
by TreeWeezel April 06, 2011