TreeWeezel's definitions

St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011

Special K

The cereal that is also an MC

Yo dawg, I got the new Special K!

What, the girly cereal for fat white prudes?

Naw dawg, the hot new album!

by TreeWeezel May 13, 2011

band females

Women members of a large, educational-based ensemble of wind and percussion instrumentists (band).

These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.

I hear sousaphones blatting, let's get out of here.

Hold up bro, there might be some Band Females!

by TreeWeezel November 1, 2011

gordita

Ultimate insult when spoken between skinny, tarted-up latina girls.

latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues

by TreeWeezel November 22, 2010

worse in 3D

Means something is not as good in real life as online, in print, or in your imagination.

(Pokes fun by blurring the line between virtual reality and real life, which has always been in 3D)

Dude 1: That's a fly honey! (picture of girl)
Dude 2: You'd be surprised, she looks worse in 3D.

by TreeWeezel November 30, 2011

match.com

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.

Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.

by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011

urban battle

A fiercely competitive UD editing contest. Each contestant has 20 minutes to make as many removals as possible. Common strategies are typing in first names and submitting with blank explanation lines. This can be more fun than an Urban Contest because of the race format and because removals are processed so quickly.

I won the urban battle: 20 removals in 20 minutes.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011