TreeWeezel's definitions

LBGTQAH

LBGT: Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, and Transgender. Well established acronym. However the group should be all-inclusive, so three more letters have been added.

The additional letters are for Asexual, Hermaphrodite, and Questioning (anybody still in sexual limbo)

On alternate Tuesdays the LBGTQAH Society meets at the Unitarian Church

Why don't you like big boobs? Are you LGBTQAH?

by TreeWeezel October 12, 2011

gordita

Ultimate insult when spoken between skinny, tarted-up latina girls.

latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues

by TreeWeezel November 22, 2010

batmaned

To climb a near vertical surface with a rope in your hands and your feet walking up the wall.

We grabbed a rope and batmaned up the roof.

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

meatglazer

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.

Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

you're the wanker

The proper response to being called a wanker

guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"

by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010

urban battle

A fiercely competitive UD editing contest. Each contestant has 20 minutes to make as many removals as possible. Common strategies are typing in first names and submitting with blank explanation lines. This can be more fun than an Urban Contest because of the race format and because removals are processed so quickly.

I won the urban battle: 20 removals in 20 minutes.

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

urban loophole

Rejected definitions can be resubmitted indefinitely.

Thanks to the urban loophole, my controversial submission went around UD for months before finally being published.

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011