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verb; to feel beyond baked.

so utterly stoned you're beyond the point of return
"dude I'm so broiled right now"
Broiled by NickNottobetold January 19, 2015
(verb) Broy-ull-da- Becoming intoxicated, similiar to the affects of getting "high", after consumption of a hamburger from Burger King
KPEB and I are so broiled right now.
Broiled by FSUIGI March 22, 2010
Similar to fried, but describing the state of being roasted in a groupchat beyond recognition.
I tried making a joke in class and my prof broiled my ass.
Broiled by buuuuurruh February 23, 2021

broiled narb 

a "No Apparent Reason boner" when you don't want one.
I got a broiled narb today with my teacher.
Dude, don't be such a broiled narb.
broiled narb by Kory Capricorn February 18, 2008

Char-Broiled Sprinkles 

1: Placing your testicles over an open flame, such as a bunsen burner, and then shaking your nuts over someones face while they sleep. This causes your burnt pubic hair to cover their face.
Dude, I woke up this morning and had char-broiled sprinkles all over my face. That shit is gross.

boiled goose 

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.
Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.
boiled goose by margoleilaman April 3, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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